HELL NO I'M NEVER GONNA GET MARRIED TO YOU!

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ANDY:

"Hey Collie! where the hell are you taking me?"

"I swear you're gonna love it..."

"Argh! At least mention so I can drool on it already"

"Hold your horses' girl! You'll see for yourself..."

I was deadly frustrated because for some reason I hate surprises and right now I was being kidnapped by my BFF and she was taking me to some freaky party I really didn't want to be at.

Wait up a sec! Is she....

"Collie, are you taking me to Austin Blake's party?"

"Right on girl!" she grinned at me.

"But that's the last place I wanna be right now!"

"That's the only place on fire in the town now. we've gotta be there."

"Look, If Seth invited you there, I'd be happy if you go with him, but I'm not desperate to attend a loser's party!"

"Andy! Please... Seth is Austin's best friend, I can't not go... and you are my best friend so I can't leave you! Plus... Seth wanted you to be there too..."

"Right." I frowned, crossed my arms around my chest and sat back. We still had a long way to go and Collie wasn't gonna leave me.

"Trust me... you'll enjoy every bit of it." She grinned mischiveously.

Okay so here's the story of why I was getting all anti-Austin party.

Austin Blake Carlson is like the most popular, hot, sexy jock - football captain - of my school and he's a loser because he uses every other girl who throws herself on him and he'd practically slept with 90% girls of our school.

The rest of the 10%, also called SAV (Still A Virgin a.k.a untouched by Austin) includes me, Collie and a group of emo girls and those who are ugly... according to him.

And let me tell you. Collie escaped his bed because she was his best friend Seth's girlfriend since like forever! And I on the other hand, never threw myself on him so I was safe... for now.

"Andy! What are you doing?" Collie said each word separately through her teeth, startling me.

"What?!"

"You are talking to yourself!"

I shook my head, noticing that we have stopped and got out of the car. Collie came and stood next to me setting her hair.

"Now wear a good face 'cause Seth is coming this way." She plastered a grin on her face and I sighed frustratingly.

"Babes!" Seth hugged Collie just as he came. "You look hot!" Collie just giggled and they starting kissing like nuts.

"You guys just met in the morning right? So give it a break!"

Seth grinned at me and wrapped his arm around Collie's waist. They weren't kissing now but were grinning at each other like retards.

"So Seth... Collie tells me you want me to be here, any special occasion?" I asked quickly.

"Uh yeah... I'm hooking you up with Austin." He said carelessly.

"What? Are you out of your friggin' mind?"

"Why? what's wrong?"

"Wrong? Austin is the last guy I wanna get with!"

"C'mon Andy... he isn't that bad." Collie spoke up.

"Right! I wish." I crossed my arms around and rested my back to the car because for some reason we still weren't going in the house.

Okay... it was no house. It was a mansion.

"So what have the loser planned this party for?" I asked Seth.

"The loser's officially dying tomorrow... this is his farewell party." It wasn't Seth who said it, but it was Austin.

He had his both hands in the pocket and was walking towards us. I felt a little embarrassed. He came and stood next to Seth and opposite to me.

"Hi. I'm Austin and you are?" he held his hand out to me.

What! He doesn't know me now? For chocolate's sake he knows every girl of the town by name! I crocked my eyebrow at him.

"Andy Carter..." he said cheesy. "...I'd be pleased if my date of the day would honor me with a hand shake."

"Date of the day?" I felt like laughing at his face.

"Yeah. I'd like to date the last girl in school I haven't been with, the night before I die." He grinned.

"You're dying?" I was laughing at his face now. "The great Austin Blake is dying? Sure, why not!" I laughed hard now.

After a moment when I controlled myself I noticed Collie and Seth had left me alone with the loser who was looking at me ridiculously.

"Seriously Austin, what's going on?" I was serious now.

"I'll tell you that later but first I'd like you -the prettiest girl, to walk in with me."

"Are you flirting with me?"

"What ever you can say." With that he wrapped his hand around my waist tightly and dragged me in.

Before we entered I heard the Dj announcing... "And now... for the Grand Entrance... please welcome... Austinnnn Blakkkke!" and Austin pulled me in with him. Each and everyone started hooting like nuts. Like they've seen the king enter! Huh! At first I was shocked because the whole school was there and then I realized that Austin was grinning at my shocked face.

"So that's all you can do for the grand entrance?" I said composing myself.

"You want more?"

"I'd love to see the wolf howl." I taunted him.

He smiled to me and turned to the still hooting audience. He raised his hand and everyone felt dead silent.

"Thank you all for joining tonight..." he started. So he's gonna give a thank you speech. Poor! "... I'd like you all to meet my future wife... Andy Carter!" just as he announced that, the earth rushed out from under my feet.

I stood shocked looking at his face and so was everyone. My mouth was hung open and my eyes were wide with shock. What did he just say? My breath and heart beat were lost somewhere.

"Relax babes... you're not even close." he whispered in my ear. And then turning to the audience, plastered a grin on his face, he said. "Relax everyone... sure I'll get married some day... but she's not the one."

And everyone started laughing. I really felt insulted. Embarrassed and disgusted by everything. I just stood there dumbstruck.

Maybe Austin left me standing there because it was a hard push that got me back to life. Someone while dancing insanely had pushed me.

I landed on my butt and tears started rolling down my cheek.

I quickly stood up and ran out side. There wasn't any place to go so I ran to the back garden.

I sat on the grass hugging my legs. Tears rushed like someone opened the tab. Austin played so hard on me! I hated him.

But what the hell am I crying for? Austin does this every time. I should have expected something like this.

"What are you doing here alone?" Austin called from behind me.

I ignored him and buried my face between my knees.

"Have you being crying?" he sat next to and forced my face up so I could look at him.

"Why do you care?"

He looked at me for a long time and then sighed. "Look. I'm really sorry for what I just did right now. I'm really going out of my mind. I just don't know what I'm doing these days! It was a mistake, just what I did to you..."

"And why can't I believe it?"

He smiled weakly and said. "Andy... I said I was dying tomorrow because I'm getting married and tomorrow I'm going to see that girl. So today is kinda my bachelor party. All those things I said to you about the date of the day and future wife thing were just crap! I'm just trying to divert my self 'cause I'm going nuts thinking about marrying so soon!"

He turned his face away from me. Guess he didn't want me to see him being so miserable.

"Why can't you say no to it?"

"I just can't! It's a long story..." he trailed off.

I felt so damn sorry for him being so miserable. The great Austin Blake can't just say no! I felt like kissing away his pain right now and make him forget everything that made him sad.

No matter how loser he was... he still was cute and gorgeous. And was sitting so close to me...

"Hey... you still have tonight!" I blurted out and the second I said it... I regretted it!

Why did I say that!? Freak!

He looked at me quickly. His deep ocean blue eyes stared back in mine. He smiled and I felt my mouth being pulled towards him automatically.

Just as our lips touched... every other thing got tuned out and suddenly we were kissing like licking a wild fire!