Boom. The nation blew up and Wilbur went home.

Yo- that was sexy. This bitch went, nation=bad and blew it up. This is just to make it look like there actually is a very detailed explosion so. The cat in the hat is sexy. Who doesn't love a fat fucking cat that breaks into your house and tries to hit on your mum. I mean- *lip bite* this furry bitch better be ready for the broom. That sounds sus as hell. I mean I'm gonna hit him with it, or it. I don't fucking know, it's a walking cat.

I'm actually so unbelievably sexy it's illegal. Like I leave the house and get locked up for being so sexy, and for breaking into a golf course but shh. No one needs to know about that. You see, that sentence was a joke. For actual legal reasons that was a joke. The old men get very annoyed when you go in there, 'it's private property' or some shit. Well don't leave a hole in your fence then dumbasses. They chased me in a golf cart, that was fun. Like Paul blart if he was 1,000,000, years old and chasing kids around a golf course. That was when I went outside though, so about 3 years ago. Not even joking.

The best tiktoks are the ones where they're like "I rEaLlY tRiEd" and then it's shit.. like sorry bestie but it's true, you suck ass. I'm not going to comment and be a suck up like "oHhH iTs So GoOd JuSt PrAcTiSe A bIt MoRe" because there's no point in that. I may as well say. "You suck, learn to draw." You know? Like holy shit some of the drawings I've seen make me wheeze. I've cried laughing at them. Call me heartless, call me rude I don't give a shit, it's true. They're always like 7 as well. Like go back to your mums wall with your crayons. If that was my kid I'd turn to the dad and go. "Susie has the colours again. Get the lighter ready" and then burn her/him/them and the drawing.

It's fucking funny. Also kids. Bleh. Annoying things. They're sticky, loud, energetic. No thanks, if it's not funny I don't want it. Simple. I don't want a non funny child, what the point in that? May as well give me a ducking hamster that can talk, they're the same thing. I just want a funny child who doesn't draw like Tommy has been going coke for 12 years and George has been in the simpsons cast and then gone to Antarctica.

Here are some of the drawings btw

Sexy 😫

Simpson Tommy

Wilbur 😍

This would wait for at the end of my bed for me :D

This one is just scary

The nose..

The simpsonssss dududududu dodododododo

Ice age baby 😫✋

Drug addict Tommy

Call me rude but you can't say you didn't laugh at at least one one of them. They're stupidly funny