Who knew the devil and his wife could have a kid? Not me that's for sure, but here we are. Where exactly? In the car outside an airport, I finally managed to piss them off enough to ship me away! I'm surprised it took so long though. I thought I'd be out of there by 10, but were 8 years late for that so I'll have catch up at my new school.

I stepped out of the car grabbing my bags, and walking towards the entrance of the airport. Wait Shit, oh I uh mean wait? How rude of me! Leaving without saying goodbye to my parents? Oh well. I quickly turned around to see my father, or the devil, smiling with his arms open offering a hug. How two-faced. He was threatening me a minute ago when we were alone.

I rolled my eyes walking over to him. I took out a piece of gum from my pocket and started chewing it, "We'll miss you son." Ugh. That monotone bitch, "Mhm, I'm sure you will." I reply taking my gum out my mouth, I hide it in my palm and hug him.

He hugs back and I smirk, fucking idiot. 18 years and still doesn't realise when I'm about to do something. I took the gum out of my hand and stuck it to his shirt. He pulled away and looked at the gum. He looked at me, rage in his eyes, his face practically red from anger but I was used to this by now. He's just giving me what I want, a reaction. I smiled and pushed it against his shirt again to make sure it was really stuck on there. "Oops. Oh well, now you have something to remember me!" I smiled and walked off again, not before flipping him off though! How rude do you think I am?

I skipped through the airport looking around the shops seeing if there was anything I liked. I didn't have any money but that's not an issue when, one your dad is too stupid to realise his wallet is missing, and two I can just steal it! That's another reason why I'm here though.

Oh that's right. You don't know why I'm here, well basically I have the Devil as a father and a witch as a mother! It started when I was bored in maths and started writing notes in paper and throwing them at people. They'd say stuff like, 'you look shit today' or 'shower much? You fucking stink' and then I'd sign it from other students. They would get pissed and yell, and give me entertainment. It also made the teachers jobs harder but, you get paid to be there I'm not making it easy on you?

Note writing went to tripping people up, yelling out in lessons, not listening, teasing and being annoying. My favourite thing to do though was pranks! The one that first got me suspended was letting the school Tarantula out of its cage, not too big of a problem but scared the shit out of most of my class. Then it was coding the school wifi so that it was free and everyone but the teachers could use it. Then my most recent, and favourite one. The slime bucket! Look, it wasn't my fault that Mrs Puffy pushed open the door that I coincidentally placed my slime bucket on top of! It was too tiring to carry.

Anyway, they weren't that bad and I need to step up my game for this new school. It's a private school so I have to make sure that my roommate has a shit time, and that my teachers don't piss me off. Oh yeah! That reminds me, I also locked the principal out of his office while I told the whole school they could leave, I then played some very inappropriate noises down the microphone and jumped out the window.

After all of those though my parents still thought they could change me. If locking my door and blasting music, or sneaking out every night to hook up with girls and party wasn't enough to tell them to fuck off I don't know what was. Well I do, it was when I told them I was gay. That really pushed them over, maybe I wouldn't be gay if they sent me to a school without snobby bitches who just want to sleep with you. That's a lie, I'd still be gay, but who wouldn't?

"Are you George?" Fuck. I forgot about him. So since my parents are the Devils they've got a decent amount of money, and decided that little old me couldn't get on my plane without setting the airport on fire. So they hired me a fucking baby sitter, even though they called it "a personal bodyguard" no one believes their shit. It's a baby sitter.

"Mmm. Nope." I smiled and walked towards the seats, I heard someone running behind me before he tapped my shoulder. I groaned, does no one know when they're unwanted? "What now?" I turned around they stood there with a confused look on their face. "I'm pretty sure you are. This is you, no?" They held up their phone and it was a picture of me, fucking arseholes. Welp there's no getting out of this one.

"Maybe I am. What's in it for you?" I ask sitting down on a chair. "I'm supposed to watch over you or something? But I can tell neither of us want that so I'll make a deal with you?" I looked up, only I make deals and they're usually one sided and only I get what I want. "I'm listening." He smiled and sat down next to me. "I'm go to the school your going to, and I know that there's already a shit head in our class. So, if you agree to be my friend I'll help you take him down." He smirked and put his hand out for me to shake. "Deal?"

This kid must think I'm a prostitute or some shit, or he's just really sad. Then again I'm the only person who pisses people off so all I have to do is be his friend. We probably won't talk much anyway. "Deal." I spit on my hand and shake his hand before he has time to pull away. "Ew what the honk?" He got up and ran to the bathroom I'm assuming to wash his hands, I just wiped my hand on my jeans before pulling out my phone and going on Twitter.

"We should probably go through checkout and stuff." I just shrugged and followed him, "So pretty boy, what's your name?" I ask, to be honest he was quite cute, not my type but cute. He had long-ish hair that stopped just by his eyes, covering them slightly. He had a blue? No purple hoodie on with a yellow? Swirl in the middle. Oh yeah, as if having the devil as your parents, being locked in your house apart from school wasn't bad enough they cursed me with colourblindness. "Karl. Also keep it in your pants I have a boyfriend." He nudged my arm. Well shit.

"You have a boyfriend?" I ask, he just laughed and nodded. "Sapnap!" I just nodded. "So tell me about the other guy." At this point we were through the checkout and we're waiting to board the plane, "which other guy?" He looked at me confused, "the one who your gonna help me destroy. Duh" Did this guy really forget?

"Oh yeah! Well, he's an everybody man the ladies and men love him, his best friend just so happens to be Sapnap, my boyfriend, he plays for the football team. Throws and goes to party's, pisses teachers off and makes sure that everyone likes him. The ones that don't, well they either get stuffed in a locker or leave. If you don't like him, no one likes you." Sounds hot. "Gay or no?" I ask I have three plans for this shit head. "Oh definitely. Don't tell anyone I told you though!" I just hummed in response. Looks like we're going for plan number one then.

"What's his name?" We were sat on the plane now. Shut up, it's not my fault I can't remember shit from about half an hour ago "Well everyone calls him Dream, his name is Clay though." Maybe this will be easier than I thought.

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