《the assistant; billie eilish》71
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i wake up to the sound of the crying baby. i'm going to be honest and say that the only time i get to sleep is when kourtney is sleep.
she's so fucking worsesome cause why are you crying for attention. i'm not really sure what her problem is but she literally cried for no reason.
as soon as i pick her up she stops. she's only three weeks old and already a spoiled ass baby. half of it is billie's fault to be honest.
user123.liyah: our lil baby
user: OMGGGG WHATS HER NAME
user: FINALLY
user: she's so cute
user:i'm crying
user:adorable
sierraonthebeat: MY BABY NEICE 🥹
user:omg what's her name?
theneighborhoodtlk: So Cute OMG💕
billieoconnell:K.K.C💗(wait till y'all see the outfits i have planned)
ariaaaa: 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
i get up and grab her from the crib beside our bed. "what's wrong ? you just want some attention dont you?" i ask cradling her in my arms
she immediately stops crying and looks up at me. for a split second i thought she smiled at me. "nah cause why you acting like that" i say
i head downstairs with her in my arms and see billie placing a teddy bear in the little cradle we got for downstairs.
"look who woke up" she say before smiling at kourtney
kourtney looks up at her and opens her her fist up and close it back up. billie grabs her out of my arms leaving me sad cause how you gonna take my baby away from me.
"you're just so cute" billie walks away and sits down on the couch "i'm going to spoil you"
i stand there admiring billie with kourtney. i swear she gave me good baby mama vibes when we first started dating.
i didn't know it was going to be this good cause there's no reason i should be already thinking about baby two.
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we aren't even married yet. i wanna get married though. i wonder if she knows that i'm ready now?
she don't have to be scared,i'm ready to be mrs.o'connell.
SEND MY DAILY PIC OF MY NEICE NOW
gotta make sure y'all not making her angry
you always on this bs
[one attachment]
awwww
i want a child
do you think jade would want another kid?
GURL IDK
THATS YO GF
ok but i helped you with billie
so help me now
ask her or something
she gonna be weirded out
ok and idgaf?
ask her for me pls
you're my best friend
no❤️
do it urself
fuck u
oh let me ask billie if that's ok
i hate u
go die
i love you too sierra
ngl i wanna peg billie so bad but she won't let me
illl give you tips that'll make her fold
oh fr?
give them
u gotta ask jade what i said
girl fuck you
PLS
UGH FINE
BYE.
i'll never forgive you for this
JADE.
hm
yes?
i have a question
yes?
so your girlfriend has been talking about babies a lot recently
and i wanted to know if you was open for the idea
cause if you are i could say what i wanted to say to her
i mean yeah
i was hoping to have a child with her
i wanted three kids anyways my whole life
with her would be nice
ok ok
well alright
thanks for the info
mm yeah
i gotta get back to work so bye
good news
she wants a child with you
now give me my fucking tips bitch
NOW THAT WASNT SO HARD WAS IT?
girl say thank you before i block ur ass
thank you aaliyah
ily
mmhm
anyways
i don't have real tips
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oops
next time i see you i'm smashing your head into a window bye
kinky😍
ok but fr i got them
imma send it to you in three weeks tho
no💔
girl u not allowed to have sex this early
idc
i've lowkey been hornier than i've ever been this is suffering
💀
you'll be fine
i hope someone pulls ur wig off
~
one month later...
i leave out the built in gym of our home and head upstairs. i immediately take off my clothes and get in the shower.
billie and kourtney are both knocked out sleep on the large sofa.
i'm not really sure why but all these two do is sleep when they are near each other.
when i finish my shower and everything i get dressed and head back downstairs.
the two were now both awake and billie was feeding her while bubble guppies was on the tv.
all they do is eat and sleep. nothing else but sometimes create trouble.
"hey baby,how was your work out?" billie asks
"it was fine,how did you sleep?"
"i slept good! i'm pretty sure kourtney did too" she smiles
"hi my baby" i say before kissing her cheek
i go into the kitchen and open the refrigerator to grab a water bottle. i open it up and drink some water.
"i love being a mother" billie randomly say
"i do too" i smile
"your smile is so pretty i swear you have me locked in for life" she say
yep my heart just exploded.
i've only been here for one month and it's so ghetto. why are they flirting in front of me?
i am a baby,i do not want to hear your lovely dovey stuff.
i get it y'all love each other so much! i know! that's how i'm here!
let me tell you about my experience in the womb. -10/10 not worth it.
first off that bitch that birthed me fell way too many times and had me rolling around in her stomach.
like you can't be falling while you have a whole child in your stomach lady! she lucky i'm a healthy baby.
other than that my time in her stomach was nice. now here come the part where i was getting scared.
suddenly i'm getting pushed out into a hole and i'm out of the liquid. did you know i had been swimming in my own piss for 9 months?!?! yes sure had
when i first opened my eyes,my eyes hurt so bad at the moment. that bright ass hospital light. it's like they didn't care for my comfort at all.
not even going to lie i'm going to be for real and say my other mom is so cool too. she's like real.
we both like to do the same things! which are sleep and eat like no wayyyyy.
a/n: bro idk why but i find it fun and funny to do baby povs 💀
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