《Camille Lupin the Unicorn》McGonagall Times A Hundred
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Camille's POV
"James wake up" I whisper shaking him and he opens his eyes as he puts his glasses on. "It's time grab your cloak and shoes" I tell him before leaving the room. The prank James and I had been planning for months. It would have taken forever to get the book let alone the ingredients needed. If James hadn't have gotten an invisibility cloak from his father.
"Lets go" James smirks and we get under the cloak before leaving the common room. We went to Moaning Myrtle's bathroom and got the cauldron of polyjuice potion. I had spent a month brewing it in there with her permission. James got me the ingredients and found out where the kitchen is. I got the hair and the book by borrowing his cloak.
We held the cauldron between us as we snuck down to the kitchen at five in the morning. When we got to a painting of a fruit bowl James tickled the pear and it turned into a handle. He opened the door and we carried the cauldron in. "How can we help master and miss?" one of them asks.
"We need you to place a small portion of the this potion into the jugs of pumpkin juice. Can you please do that for us?" I ask her.
"Of course miss" she tells me as a few of the others take the cauldron. "Is there anything else you need?" she asks James and I.
"Now that you mentioned it, can I have some cookies and milk?" James asks. Suddenly an elf appears with a tray of cookies and glass of milk. "Thank you" he says taking a couple of cookies and the glass of milk.
"James we gotta go before the others realize you're gone" I remind him as I nick a cookie. We thanked the elves one last time telling them to do what ever they want with the cauldron. Then got back under the invisibility cloak and head back to Gryffindor tower. "Wait, we have to put the book back" I whisper.
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So we head the the restricted section of the library and I place the book in it's rightful place. "There, now let's..." I start to say and hear someone walking this way and look down. "It's Filch's cat, run" I state and we get under the cloak running away from the scene. We hide in a room and I see a giant mirror I walk over to it while James waited by the door.
When I looked into the mirror I see a grown woman with long light brown hair and green eyes. With a man beside who has black hair, facial hair and grey eyes. But in their arms was a small baby with black hair and green grey eyes. "Camille it's safe let's go" James calls and I leave the mirror after looking at the inscription above.
Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi
"Yeah let's go" I say after taking one last look in the mirror. We got back under the cloak and head to our common room. Once there we went to our separate dorms to get changed before meeting back in the common room with the other three. James and I hold Peter back as the other two walk ahead. "Don't drink the pumpkin juice" I tell him in a whisper.
"Don't ask questions Peter and you'll hear no lies" James states. Peter nods his head and walks on. "Time for phase two" James tells me smirking and I wink at him. "I'll do my best to distract her" he assures me before leaving. I sneak into a closet and wave my wand over me changing into green teacher robes before taking a drink of the spare vial of polyjuice potion.
When I walked into the great hall I saw multiple McGonagall's but not the real one. "What is going on here?" I demand in my best McGonagall impression. I then look sternly as the Gryffindor table where Peter was sitting across from two McGonagall's. "Black, Potter my office immediately" I tell the pair.
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"I'm not James, I'm Remus" Remus states. Just then the real McGonagall enters the room with James behind her. I sent him a glare as he smiles sheepishly.
"What is going on here? Who are you?" she asks me.
"I'm Professor McGonagall, who are you?" I ask trying not to laugh.
"I'm Professor McGonagall, Black" she states.
"How dare you put me in the same category as that boy, besides he is over there" I tell her pointing to Sirius. As Dumbledore walks over to us asking who the real McGonagall is. "I am" Professor McGonagall and I state. Suddenly Professor McGonagall turns into a tabby cat and I look at James who nods his head. We run for it with McGonagall yelling behind us and we got James' invisibility cloak.
Once she was gone I waved my wand and I get my school robes back. Then James and I laugh our heads off as we head to the common room. It was Saturday so there are no classes. We sat by the fire as Peter returned with two McGonagall's. "Don't you two look precious" James states and chuckle/giggle.
"This is what you were talking about when you left" Sirius pouts looking at me.
"You gotta admit it was hilarious" I tell him.
"Why me Cami?" Remus asks pouting also.
"I hadn't pranked you yet since we started school" I remind him shrugging.
"Fair enough, you know McGonagall is looking for you two" Peter squeaks.
"Why prank me? You got me last year" Sirius states.
"No that was revenge for ruining my hair, don't worry you're all safe now from my pranks" I assure the boys. Just then McGonagall enters the room and storms over us telling us to come to her office now. We follow her quietly and received a two week detention and lost fifteen points each, including Sirius. Even though he had nothing to do with it. But it was so worth it.
A/N
Picture above of Professor McGonagall.
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