do you think i'd get yelled at if i brought a flask to sweet frog

im gonna do it

i'll bring you one too

do you wanna pregame before we go get white girl wasted or not ???

exactly

so shut up

it's a surprise

you'll find out when you take the first swig

why would i bring a flask of water

that defeats the purpose

i want to eat my cake batter froyo with a kick

im a genius

that's why you're dating me

for my big brain

yeah those too

actually it's probably more those than my brain

thank you for choosing to get drunk with me over them

wait now i want chick-fil-a

can we pick up some homophobic chicken nuggets too ?

even though i won't get as drunk on a full stomach

that's a sacrifice i'm willing to make

you always do

you can stay over at mine

yes. our laughter and a hurricane..

you're just jealous

to laugh at a lower pitch ?

im breaking up with you

yeah

you still have to drive me to get froyo and chicken nuggets though

lil nug will not be deterred by a dumping

well you're going to anyway, no matter if i take you back or not

but yes

i'll let you back into my heart again.

DON'T SAY KA-CHOW IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN THE CAR YET

i hate you

please abide by all traffic safety laws

it's really not

please speed

i love it when men speed 😍

you've made that joke before, shut up

believe me, i know

i'm putting the flasks in the fridge, so they don't melt our yogurt later

not if you blast the ac

i'll sacrifice my own comfort for them

i'll face his wrath for you if need be

just pull on his ear like a teacher, he surrenders instantly

my first grade teacher was like seventy and hated kids

she knew how to strike fear into our little seven-year-old hearts

if anyone's gonna be crying, it'll be you

and maybe me

but for different reasons

whatever, i'm trying to say i look so good that'll it will move you to tears

tf you will

this is why i broke up with you earlier