《Area Codes // dreamwastaken》sixty-one
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if you could make out with anyone in history, who would you choose
no lmao
i'd give my cream cheese king from 1873, william lawrence, sloppy toppy
look at that wild stallion
HUBBA HUBBA
so who would you pick
stop dissing him >:(
without that walrus mustache, we wouldn't have cream cheese
you're just jealous
i bet he'd get tons of babes if he was alive now
i'd throw myself at him
well SORRY you don't see the appeal in a man who industrialized the cheese industry in chester, new york
and???
IT WAS STILL A MONUMENTAL ACCOMPLISHMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY
FUCK OFF
what if i talked about nick some more
or the loml, alex
well i have your little sister's number, so who's the real winner here?
me.
the answer's me
she loves me
i'm replacing you in your family
you can replace me in mine
don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answer to
we talk everyday
about niall horan
it's great
yes ?
shhhhhhhhhhh
oh btw your mom told your sister to ask you how you felt about having latkes with pork chops on sunday, but you're ignoring her messages so she asked me to ask you
i already told them you were cool with it so...
not your entire family yet
im meeting your dad, brother, and other sister when i come over for dinner on sunday
YOUR SISTER INVITED ME IDK
SHE'S BRINGING A FRIEND TOO AND WANTED EVEN NUMBERS
your parents don't know we've been on a date, they just want to get to know your new friend
ALREADY?! i met drew's parents three days after i met them, this is slow for me
nick's mom already knows me too
i talked to her when she called nick and he told me to answer cause patches was in his lap, and he didn't want to move
idk, i don't keep track of you 24/7
probably taking a shit or something
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