if anyone asks...you've just had a colonoscopy

hot ta just asked how my boyfriend was doing

like if he was still in the hospital or what

you have crohn's disease now

deal with it

well it had to be something that wouldn't kill you

nope

you get an ibd

you're welcome

oh but you'll roleplay with children 🙄🤚

is it really ?

cause i could argue being my friend is a fulltime job too

yes

but i keep rehiring you

because i don't know how to end the cycle 😍

you literally just told yourself that wdym

like i had no part in that

like a naked miley cyrus on a wrecking ball, bitch😛

😭💔

his name's griffin btw

griffin lyle

hot ta

his name's griffin lyle

you told me to find out

he's 28

works as a security guard at night to pay the bills

yes actually

he talks a lot

and unfortunately, i can't seem to tune out his beautiful baritone

even when it's spewing bull

don't worry, i can stop listening to your voice pretty easily

we don't have that same problem

i can't tell if that was a sweet aw or sad aw

im going with sweet

close enough

shut up nerd

stop making me look dumb >:(

well it was implied

just shut up.