it's literally 12:01

but thank you

and don't type my name out phonetically, its weird

why weren't you paying attention to nick on the last ten minutes of his birthday

karl, my arch enemy karl ?

j e a l o u s y

he's taken everything from me

why wouldn't he be

you could be a spy for him

just like you were for dua lipa

don't tell the birthday girl what to do

bitch boy

really ?

you gonna ditch me that quickly

ON MY BIRTHDAY

stop using big words

which is why i talk to you

you give me a break from them

i get to dumb down

thank you kindly sir

would you mind going into nick's room and kicking karl from the call

it could be your birthday present to me

you can give me both

:))))

KHLKJAHFIUGEALILL

KJGFIUAWGFOAUEGHFIEOLYHGOIWRYH

UAEFHOIQLRWHILLYOHNIGLAKFE

sorry i don't know what just came over me

DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT

NOOOOOOOOOOO

not on my birthday, bartholomew

you're a pig

the day i have anything to do with either of them is the day raini rodriguez shoots me in between the eyes.

fuck yeah it's a no

are you trying to convince me to ditch you for your friends

cause it kinda sounds like you're trying to convince me to ditch you for your friends

you got so upset the first time i ditched you for your friends

but now you want me to

sus

i overshare way too much of my personal life with you

and i know a dismissal when i see one, but you're right.

good night.