hi, it's seven am so i know you won't see this for at least four hours, but happy valentine's day

we're both sad and lonely :(

and you never doxxed me, so my apartment is completely empty

drew's spending the night at renaissance girl's since they're a thing now. her name's katie and she doesn't glare at me anymore. her voice isn't any less annoying though.

i'm gonna order chicken adobo and get wine drunk while watching hallmark movies

hope your day of love is less sad

you are minecraft youtubers...

i wouldn't think the ladies were flooding you with propositions

virtually maybe, but not in real life

you know it, bb

im gonna ignore all the sex jokes i could make with the whole flooding connotation

no

suck my dick, bitch

if i ever see you in person, i'm gonna hit you so hard that you see stars

you knew what i meant

so you do wanna meet me now 😍

after i threatened you with violence 😍

too bad, so sad

im totally meeting nick first

just two more weeks :)

it's totally fair

i started texting both of you on the same day

woah, calm down jamal

maybe he'll be the one to get me into an unsolved then

STOP USING MY FULL NAME

I HAVENT YET

WELL I'M GOING TO OUT OF VINDICTIVENESS NOW

WHY ARE WE YELLING

it's not betrayal

it's more casual than that idk

betrayal just sounds so extreme...

not really

what did i fucking tell you about saying yuh uh

why didn't you do either of those things

🙄

how else am i gonna give him his present

and something for patches

nothing for you though

whore