hey

i need to talk to you about something

you do know i'm not actually flirting with your friends right

i don't like alex or nick like that, it's all just jokes

sorry, it's just you brought it up last week and i got off topic

that's been making me feel guilty :(

we can set boundaries if you'd like

not at the expense of making you uncomfortable

that's not worth it for like a text back

i'm closest to you, i don't want to jeopardize this over something silly

yeah and i'm never doing it again

seriously though, i know i can be a bit much

thank you for putting up with me for these past couple of months

well look who's being cute now

it's officially ruined now that you called me gertrude

but i'm feeling 22

sorry i couldn't help it

shut up about karl

shut up about karl

shut up about karl

this is about you and me

just a little bit

so i'm yours 😏😏😏 ?

:(

that's not pog

im literally older than you

they were the best five months of my entire life

but i don't want themmmm

i want you.

i like to think i am

besides, weren't you just caveman claiming me

i'll cut up my receipt so you can't return me

nvm please return me asap

shhhhh

that's a secret i'll never tell. you know YOU love ME. xoxo, gossip girl.

ON ACCIDENT THOUGH

that was a joke though

i'll be watching :)

even though i can't stand the british mf with chapped lips you call a friend