《Area Codes // dreamwastaken》thirty

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

you suck the fun out of everything

nvm

how many youtube subscribers do you have

what

16 FUCKING MILLION IAWHSUFGEFUOAG

AND I THOUGHT 2 MILL ON TWITTER WAS BIG

oh cut the crap, you're not a messiah

there was a point to this

OH YEAH

WE CAN USE ALL YOUR SUBSCRIBERS IN THE WOODCHUCK RESISTANCE

oh so you do know what it is >:(

don't try to tik tok shame me

you're so rude and for what

do you want me to leave ?

you didn't answer my question, bartholomew

do you want me to leave you alone ?

NAMIUFWIUWKGOUWH

ok bae, i won't leave you

E V E R

till death do us part teehee

you don't wanna marry me ????

that doesn't stop girls on the internet from proposing to each other at first sight.

i think i've told at least 500 women i don't know that i would die for them

i'd rather simp for them than men

i'd walk through fire for you

just let me adore you

like it's the only thing i'll ever do

YOUR SISTER IS COMING IN CLUTCH

you don't strike me as the kind of guy that would start listening to harry by yourself

she probably eased you into it like floaties in the kiddie pool, and now you're kinda getting the hang of swimming

it's the linguistics major in me

what are you gonna do without one

boohoo cracker, i'm not one of those people

i'm gonna be a speech therapist and teach kids how to get over their stutters and lisps while paying off all my student debt for the rest of my life

i hate gamers

i hope you enjoy your life of luxury

i'm gonna marry some man who resents me and we'll live in a house with a picket fence with our two bratty kids and a crusty white dog

same lol

so how are you gonna pick nick up from the airport ?

why wouldn't my H.O.E. tell me when he was gonna be in town

maybe idk

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