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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
you suck the fun out of everything
nvm
how many youtube subscribers do you have
what
16 FUCKING MILLION IAWHSUFGEFUOAG
AND I THOUGHT 2 MILL ON TWITTER WAS BIG
oh cut the crap, you're not a messiah
there was a point to this
OH YEAH
WE CAN USE ALL YOUR SUBSCRIBERS IN THE WOODCHUCK RESISTANCE
oh so you do know what it is >:(
don't try to tik tok shame me
you're so rude and for what
do you want me to leave ?
you didn't answer my question, bartholomew
do you want me to leave you alone ?
NAMIUFWIUWKGOUWH
ok bae, i won't leave you
E V E R
till death do us part teehee
you don't wanna marry me ????
that doesn't stop girls on the internet from proposing to each other at first sight.
i think i've told at least 500 women i don't know that i would die for them
i'd rather simp for them than men
i'd walk through fire for you
just let me adore you
like it's the only thing i'll ever do
YOUR SISTER IS COMING IN CLUTCH
you don't strike me as the kind of guy that would start listening to harry by yourself
she probably eased you into it like floaties in the kiddie pool, and now you're kinda getting the hang of swimming
it's the linguistics major in me
what are you gonna do without one
boohoo cracker, i'm not one of those people
i'm gonna be a speech therapist and teach kids how to get over their stutters and lisps while paying off all my student debt for the rest of my life
i hate gamers
i hope you enjoy your life of luxury
i'm gonna marry some man who resents me and we'll live in a house with a picket fence with our two bratty kids and a crusty white dog
same lol
so how are you gonna pick nick up from the airport ?
why wouldn't my H.O.E. tell me when he was gonna be in town
maybe idk
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