my favorite thing about the internet is that my old high school group chat is finally being used after three years, and it's to discuss whether or not we'd let armie hammer eat us

i say i would

so you wanna be jared, 19 😏 ?

WAIT NO FUCK

goddamn you type fast

🤮🤮🤮

disgusTANG

how's the crafting of mines

i don't care

ANYWAYS back to armie hammer

i'd let him cut off my toe anyday

he'd keep it in his pocket so he'd always have a piece of me 🥰🥰🥰

isn't that what love's all about ?

😑

five times a day, thank you very much

do tell me, mr. 'I'vE hAd GiRlFrIeNdS bEfOrE'

what is love?

BABY DON'T HURT ME

whose fingers are faster now, huh punk ???

what website did you copy that from

that's what i thought

you couldn't write that

it actually sounds smart and sweet

when have you ever been sweet to me

???

that's what i thought

you're only proving my point

THEY'RE NOT ORANGE SHUT UP

how

my eyes are literally brown

do you know what fire looks like?

cause the two are not similar

you suck

that was nice ???

why are you treating british people better than me

😫

please get a new kink

there's just something about making fun of them that gets me going 🥴