sorry, i don't have a clue

how was your nap btw ?

do you have lines on your face? that's how you can tell if it was a good one.

wow...someone's grumpy after his little sleepy time

suck it up buttercup

oh go rant to your twitter

relaxxxxx john b

i looked up clay from orlando florida

and the first one is some dude's linkedin, the second one is a clustrmaps that has a different number, and the third and fourth are facebook recommendations

i got too lazy to keep scrolling

so if you are an iNfLuEnCeR, you're not that popular

that and you have a really common name

you have no room to judge me

WAIT SHIT

I CLICKED IMAGES AND WENT DOWN A RABBIT HOLE

I'M ON MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY'S MEN'S LACROSSE STATISTICS

THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR FLORIDA

i went through a 'loving frat boys' phase in sophomore year

i'm nostalgic, sue me

i don't respond to dry texters 😐

everyone that knows me in real life

no you don't

please turn that into a pick up line

"this sure as hell ain't a fantasy, because i could never even dream up someone as perfect as you"

i'm sticking with my pick up line

smooth as peanut butter, bitch

you're a sorry excuse of a man

hope you enjoy purgatory

what kind of person eats crunchy peanut butter

this is a pear-free zone. get out.

i will find your greatest fear and i will exploit it until the day i die. that is a promise and i intend to keep it.

my womanly wiles

your wish: denied

this is not a 'once you ___' situation

and why wouldn't you

wait akshfilewkhgoikhe that's so cute

the answer's still no though