《Area Codes // dreamwastaken》ten
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you have to take "5'6" irish girl that majors in linguistics" off of your xmas list
i've already had to thwart three elves today
they can't take me alive
I AM TWO INCHES TALLER THAN NATIONAL AVERAGE
SHUT UP
i bet you're like five foot seven
you give off five foot seven energy, bartholomew
also...what kind of man-children are you associated with that are this tall ?
have some respect for your fellow short kings, florida man
no need to openly antagonize against them just because you're insecure
i'm calling bull again
plenty of guys do. plus, you've already lied about your twitter, so i'm not trusting you a whole lot
then you're either famous or a catfish, and i'm leaning towards the latter
i am actually really offended now wtf
i'm totally gullible enough to catfish, catfishing me would be a delight
plenty of people would kill for the opportunity to catfish me
NO YOU IDIOT THAT MEANS YOU GOT ME
AND YOU DID NOT GET ME
wait, that ratio is actually kind of sad :(
why arent you texting back with the same energy anymroe ?
tbh kinda don't miss it though bc at least you're not defending pears anymore
pears fucking suck
ah so he lives
nick ?
how is nick? i haven't texted him in a while
...hey mamas ??? >:o
PLEASE GOD NO
drew's ex gf used to say that unironically
she was the reason drew got a shag mullet and shaved their eyebrows off
it was a messy breakup
i miss faheema sometimes though
she was studying to be a chiropractor and would crack my back so loudly that our neighbors could hear it
ok i won't
cool cool
someone please crack my back. i can't do it.
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omw daddy dream ;)
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NOT LIKE THAT
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you know you want to
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I hate this tweet.
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what does this even mean
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I dont know
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my friend went to the chiropractor and i'm jealous
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imagine you feel a good crack and suddenly you're just fucking dead
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or you get paralyzed for the rest of your life lmao
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