if you were a fruit, what fruit would you be ???

why tf would you choose pear ?

iut of all the fruits in the world

you chose a pear

no >:(

pineapple.

says the pear guy

im sorry to tell you im built like a P

there will be no pears in our love

just cherries

think about it

it was only one text but ok

sorry barty

how dare you even suggest that

florida man with the boundaries today

ok i see you and i respect that

✍️no✍️"cherry"✍️talk✍️

✍️no✍️calling✍️him✍️barty✍️

NOT THE CAT EMOJI

EW

hey king, personally i cannot handle this today

am i experiencing war flashbacks right now? is that what's happening to me?

OK THAT'S TOO FAR

GOODBYE

if you wore eyeliner, painted nails, rings, and had semi-long hair, i think i would propose on the spot

my standards are nonexistent honestly

just don't hate people or hit me, and we're good

silver or gold 😍 ?

i can't afford diamonds, you filthy whore

you get what you get and you don't throw a fit

oh suck my dick

i abhor you

words can't accurately describe my loathing

you nauseate me

your existence is an abomination

stop spreading those rumors around. stop spreading the lies.

gtfo of my messages with your 'the proud family' (and tiktok) defamation

blocked and reported