nick told me you're talking about me on twitter

the one social media i refuse :(

please tell me there aren't screenshots

the dua lipa stans could track me from anywhere

they'll do full 180s on my grave

awwww bartholomew i didn't know you were so protective uwu *nuzzles*

it's not like you know my actual name anyways tho lol

do it.

i dare you.

that's what i thought

anyway i bet you have like seven followers

so i don't really care

it's almost v-day anyway

maybe if my address gets leaked, someone will come over for it

you could always come over, my favorite little incel ;)

wELL NOW I'M EVEN MORE INTERESTED

remember the win-win situation

i'm still totally cool with that

that's a comment

happy to make you speechless anytime :)

you. are. my. only. other. friend.

you can't just ask someone that bart, geez louise

but the answer is because i think of myself as above the average person

no i actually hate myself, its just i know i'm better

why did you put an h in your um

shitty whore

at least you're owning up to it

but there's no way i'm getting along with your british boy

THEReS MOrrE thAn ONE ?!?!??!!

how many, florida man. how many?

five.

Five?

FIVE?!

I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL

i thought you were bae, turns out you're just fam

i guess you really are a stranger :'(

you think you know a guy after talking to them for a week

goodbye bartholomew

you struck out.

it took you over two hours to text me back

i watched Beautiful Boy and had a good cry in the time it took

now i'm definitely leaving you

i see you're a man of culture

don't call me

don't come by my house

we're done

oh i get it

😢you're😢only😢using😢me😢for😢clout😢

won't even tell me your name or show your face or voice

shut up and let me be dramatic