《Area Codes // dreamwastaken》five
Advertisement
i'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
ten buckaroonies to show me your face
did you not just read what i said?
you can't refuse
now let me give you money
and you can show yourself off to the camera ;)
MY NAME IS NOT GERTRUDE STFU
come onnnnnnn
it'll be like an OnlyFace
but what if i like getting hurt...?
come on florida man >:(
i wanna see if you're a real incel
i know you're a gamer
but are you like eret level gamer attractiveness
drew is in love with them
i've seen the strawberry dress clips
i wholeheartedly agree
what's that ?
it has a stupid name
dReAm SmP
wait i asked my roommate about it
they said they watch it a lot
i'm not allowed to call it stupid anymore :(
drew says and i quote "tubbo supremacy"
that's another stupid name
they wanna know who yours is
i hate being the middleman
i am disgusted with you.
drew has informed me that this "gogy" is british
this is strike two, florida man
pick a better person to simp for
christ on a cracker
and i'll think about forgiveness
SAPNAP?!
WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT ASS NAME IS SAPNAP
UGKEUAFWOUGAPEUO
HUH
AHGGWUSFGWOUF
LMAOOOOo
bartholomew you're only proving my point
it's hilariously bad
even the robots reject it
tell
me
you're
lying
NOT LIKE THIS
drew is not allowed to like them anymore
not after all england has done
they're indian, they understand my righteousness
don't make that sound sarcastic. it's not sarcastic >:((
that's a very serious phrase
in the past ten minutes, number girl has called eret attractive, heard her roommate say 'tubbo supremacy', made fun of sapnap's name, and had a breakdown when i told her eret and tubbo were british because she HATES the british.
391 replies 154 retweets 15.2k likes
update, i have been called bartholomew a total of 15 times. sapnap you have her number too, please save me i am going to cry. she's making fun of minecraft
might i remind the audience that she has no idea who i am, or even what the smp is
dream why is she asking if i have murderous tendencies ???
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT LMAO
when they exclude you :'(
she sounds great. i love her already.
-
this american woman sounds horrible. i hate her. god save the queen.
TUBBO SUPREMACY :D
Advertisement
- In Serial358 Chapters
Magic Emperor
Zhuo Yifan was the Demon Emperor. He Managed to lay his hands on an ancient Emperor’s book, the Nine Serenities Secret Records. A book coveted by many, he was targeted by experts and was even betrayed by his student.After his passing, his soul enters another’s body. He had came back to life, in the body of a Family Servant, named Zhuo Fan. Because of the regrets of the boy, which Zhuo Fan inherited, he was forced to serve the boy’s mistress.Just how can he lead this descending family to the pinnacle of this continent?
8 620 - In Serial79 Chapters
SUPER! - A Medieval Superhero Story
One-tenth of the population is born with special Powers. Some call themselves Heroes, striving to uphold justice and order. Others are branded as Villains, those who wish to twist reality according to their own nefarious needs. Paragon, queen of an empire spanning most of the known world, sits wounded upon her throne. She holds a tenuous grip on the peace she once created. Ender, the Dark Lord of Villains, is thought dead, slain by the queen upon the eve of his greatest conquest. Kiren and Lace know differently. They both know he will make another attempt to throw the empire of Aribel into chaos. Young and untrained, their souls are entwined with one another. They have both vowed to stop Ender and his commanders. Will they be strong enough to survive? Will they be prepared for the horrors the Lord of Villains has in store for them?
8 205 - In Serial17 Chapters
Emperor of the Demon race
In the western realm, an old man sits silently on his throne. Tired and exhausted from a lifelong pursuit of power and glory, he peacefully awaits his timely end. But, before he can take his final rest, he will make his presence known one last time and guide his youngest three descendants towards the glory of his race. Unfortunately for him, his three descendants have been basking in the glory of their ancestor for too long, ignoring the path of cultivation and gradually bringing ruin to their family...
8 169 - In Serial23 Chapters
Through the Wormhole
|11X WATTPAD FEATURED| Daniel Matton wasn't ready for an adventure, not until 5022 sent him into space on a journey to prehistoric times. The prehistoric animals test his patience, but at the end of the day, Dan must endure all the pain and suffering if he is to return home safely. *** Have you ever wanted to see where life first began? Meet Daniel Matton, a legendary adventurer who ventured to the past, present, and future in a starship known as PPMC, by traveling through a black hole, wormhole, and white hole. Now, did he want to be the star of the PPMC Project? Heck no, but he loved paleontology. However, things never go according to plan, and he experienced things well beyond our imagination: volcanic eruptions, eight-foot-long millipedes, man-eating dinosaurs, terrifying saber-toothed cats, and above all, disaster. He did not sign up for that! What the heck, 5022 Greenville, South Carolina? It may sound like a suicide mission, but it's not. Dan's story is different. It's a chronicle of survival-one worth writing down to share with the world: a tale of love, friendship, horror, and letting go of the past (not to mention escaping all those insane, prehistoric animals who kept trying to turn him into the blue-plate special). Despite this, Dan's love for paleontology did not save him when he died. And all he could ask himself was, "Will I rise?" *** ⭐ Featured on @WattpadTimeTravel || The Clock is Ticking | Action/Adventure.⭐ Featured on @adventure || Space Adventures.⭐ Featured on @YA || Interstellar.⭐ Featured on @BecauseDinosaurs || Original Dino Stories.⭐ Featured on @TeenFiction || Between Worlds.⭐ Featured on @PrehistoricCreatures || They Evolved on Other Planets, Too!
8 158 - In Serial84 Chapters
Ilario
© C.K. Mythical Moon ILARIO, who is he?, I has never been a hope for anyone in my life. Magics, I knows the supernatural power in the games or novels. What?, the real elves, a powerful and long life race. All I knows is an easy life, playing games, reading comics and novels, even grew up to be a game developer and succeed in established the company. But all that is about to change when I woken up in body of a boy who will be the great light of hope for human race. He finds not only family, friends but the first and only love. A hard destiny that’s been waiting for him…
8 209 - In Serial42 Chapters
The Girl They Won't Forget
*FINAL BOOK*At last, Saki found her place in the world - fighting side by side with the soon-to-be-legendary Team Avatar. That is, until she's forcibly returned to the Fire Nation. As always, life likes to throw curveballs just when Saki thinks things couldn't possibly get worse. The long-awaited battle with Firelord Ozai is growing closer, and Saki has a number of important decisions to make. To make things even more stressful: she begins to question many of those that had once been her most trusted friends. With all of this happening, it's more than any seventeen-year-old can handle.
8 165
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
