《Area Codes // dreamwastaken》five
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i'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
ten buckaroonies to show me your face
did you not just read what i said?
you can't refuse
now let me give you money
and you can show yourself off to the camera ;)
MY NAME IS NOT GERTRUDE STFU
come onnnnnnn
it'll be like an OnlyFace
but what if i like getting hurt...?
come on florida man >:(
i wanna see if you're a real incel
i know you're a gamer
but are you like eret level gamer attractiveness
drew is in love with them
i've seen the strawberry dress clips
i wholeheartedly agree
what's that ?
it has a stupid name
dReAm SmP
wait i asked my roommate about it
they said they watch it a lot
i'm not allowed to call it stupid anymore :(
drew says and i quote "tubbo supremacy"
that's another stupid name
they wanna know who yours is
i hate being the middleman
i am disgusted with you.
drew has informed me that this "gogy" is british
this is strike two, florida man
pick a better person to simp for
christ on a cracker
and i'll think about forgiveness
SAPNAP?!
WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT ASS NAME IS SAPNAP
UGKEUAFWOUGAPEUO
HUH
AHGGWUSFGWOUF
LMAOOOOo
bartholomew you're only proving my point
it's hilariously bad
even the robots reject it
tell
me
you're
lying
NOT LIKE THIS
drew is not allowed to like them anymore
not after all england has done
they're indian, they understand my righteousness
don't make that sound sarcastic. it's not sarcastic >:((
that's a very serious phrase
in the past ten minutes, number girl has called eret attractive, heard her roommate say 'tubbo supremacy', made fun of sapnap's name, and had a breakdown when i told her eret and tubbo were british because she HATES the british.
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update, i have been called bartholomew a total of 15 times. sapnap you have her number too, please save me i am going to cry. she's making fun of minecraft
might i remind the audience that she has no idea who i am, or even what the smp is
dream why is she asking if i have murderous tendencies ???
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT LMAO
when they exclude you :'(
she sounds great. i love her already.
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this american woman sounds horrible. i hate her. god save the queen.
TUBBO SUPREMACY :D
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