5:57 PM

AUTOTUNE kicked CANDLE GIRL out of the group!

alrighty, let's get this party started

it's planning time, fellas

why didn't we just do this in person???

and tell aspyn that we're all busy

for a certain amount of time?

yeah, not obvious at all tommy

alright, sheesh 🙄

it was just a suggestion

where's aspyn rn?

she's distracted on her phone by texting

george

YEAH HURRY UP BECAUSE I'M

LIKE DOUBLE-TASKING THIS

not him acting like he doesn't talk to aspyn

for every hour of the day 🥱

TRUEEEE

SHUT UP THAT'S LITERALLY DIFFERENT

anyway, so first things first, i have a feeling

that i need to ask

george, what do you have planned?

well... i can't actually tell you

but i need a few hours with her

that's fine

you can have her for the majority of the

day to keep her out of the house

i'll walk over and prove it if you

keep talking 🙄

WHAT

WHATT

WHAT

?????????

WAIT WRONG CHAT

DONT TELL ME THAT WAS FOR

ASPYN?????

...

LITERALLY WTF SAPNAP

NO JTS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIEK

I DONT WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSES

tubbo where did you get those pictures

i want some too

pinterest

ARE YOUR MESSAGES ALWAYS THIS

FLIRTY WTFFFF

ACTUALLY, I DONT EVEN WANT TO

KNOW

ANYWAY,

the plan????

....

r-right....

okay, so sapnap and dream are on

decoration duty

HAHAHAHA

oh HELL no

i cant do that

why not ?

balloons are fucking terrifying

HAHAHHAA LOOK WHAT I FOUND BOYS

WAIT WTF YOU'RE SCARED OF BALLOONS

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS A VALID FEAR

will and i can do decoration instead!

okay great! thanks niki!

np! :)

okay, so dream and sapnap can do food?

is that okay?

i mean

i don't have a dumb fear like sapnap

so i'm good with anything 🥱

fuck off 🖕🖕🖕

what about me and tubbo? what's our job?

hmmmm

maybe utensils and plates and things

like that? not too complicated

OH I HAVE THE BEST IDEA

oh no-

PLEASE I'VE HAD THIS PICTURE

SINCE I FOUND OUT WE WERE

GONNA CELEBRATE ANGEL'S

BIRTHDAY TOGETHER

... i'm NOT eating out of that tubbo

i have a better idea

oh no (2)

NDJSNDJSN

oh my god

wait ok now that roles are given, are

we done?

yes

you can run back to aspyn now 🙄

k great

wait, what are you guys gonna do then?

alex and i are on invitation duty

oooh! can we invite minx!

YESSS

i'll text her later!! great idea, niki!!

:))))

so george has no job?? rubbish

i'm literally taking her out for the day

yeah, to FLIRT with her

you do that everyday

TRUUEEEE

DREAM WTF

i'm trying to get a good flight for

aspyn's sister to surprise her :)

it's aspyn's first birthday away from

home

awww

and hopefully, her best birthday!

i'll stab anyone who tries to hurt her!!!!!!

VOUCH ILL BRING THE NUKES OUT

AGAIN!!!

if you behave i'll gift you 50 subs

each

BET???

i'm talking to the children

I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON?

?

fine, 50 subs.

thanks dad!

wtf

i've gotten so used to tubbo calling

george dad that /I/ might start calling

him dad

wtf don't do that, that's weird

i said dad, not DADDY

stupid bitch

sapnap stop fighting with dad, you'll

anger him :000

does this make sapnap my brotha

yes. this is canon btw.

ok i'll delete the msgs and add asp back

omg wait

before you add her back

george, i sent aspyn a thirst trap of you

when her roommate was asking who you

were. yw broski 🥵🥵

ADD HER NOW

AUTOTUNE added CANDLE GIRL to the group!

WHAT THE FUCK

???

are you okay, mahal??

CHSINSJS

HAHAHAHAHHA

yeah, don't worry, darling

ok that's fucking disgusting 🤢

karl, why don't you call me darling? 😍

because i'm not a SIMP like george 🥱

SEE??

I WAS JUST SAYING THAT HAHAHA

ahahahaha what a funny coincidence 👀

😗

...

HIIII

I FINISHED MY EXAM! I'M FINALLY

DONE WITH MATH 😭

also!

i'm writing a Sapnap fic that i just published

rn! the first chapter is already up, and it's based

on the dsmp like my other book.

here's an excerpt!

it um. might be a bit sad. but if this seems like

something you'd be interested, you can check it

out on my profile!

i'm also thinking about making a sequel to this

book, focusing more on george's struggles. but

i'm not completely sure yet!

have a lovely day! ily

- miya 🤍