so, I have something really important to tell you

you're not quitting, are you?

god no

I love dying people's hair too much

okay, good good

so, what do you need to tell me

so, you probably don't know

but mitchell and bridget broke up after new years

what?

but my sweet summer child and my brother

yeah, it's all very sad and stuff

wait, how do you know that?

know what?

that they broke up

I was getting to that

well, you see

it's just very hard to get out

you're sleeping with him

bingo

have been for awhile now

... with my brother

yeah. it kinda started at your birthday party, with the cake fight

... that was...

that was two years ago

yeah, we didn't want to tell you because um

if you say something about an age gap I'm dating a forty year old who is gonna turn forty one in like a month

no

we didn't say anything because we thought it was only gonna last a month or two

lmao

so, what now?

well, we're dating. we realized it was more than just sex when he realized he missed me at christmas and new years

we're talking about mitchell, right?

like this dork?

please never bring up his moustache phase again. ever

I know, it was a dark time for all of us

yeah, so, that's that

well, I guess I'm obligated to do this: break his heart, I'll break your knee caps or somethin

yeah, I guessed that

love you

love you too

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break her heart and I'll break your fucking skull, mitchell

yes, ma'am

I'll get jensen to help

and jared

they beat up eight guys once

I don't plan on breaking her heart

seriously