so, you have everything, right, honey?

yes, mom. I'm just spending two weeks with my boyfriend at his mansion in texas (maybe more)

well, now you're just bragging

you're bottom of a boyfriend is probably jealous

we're all fucking jealous okay let's stop shitting on marissa and be happy for her

thank you, mitchell

fingers crossed we get jason hamnet

let's not talk about children because I'm not ready.

but I do get to meet jj finally and I'm happy

my baby is all grown up I think I'm going to cry

well, you got everything for everyone

please tell me you got stuff for his family

she asked me for help, I believe

uh, yeah, I got everyone something

jared and jensen have matching gifts so that's always fun and I just got jj some toys and clothes

jensen said I could jump onto the gifts he's given to everyone else since I dont know them that well

wow, he's a true gentleman

if only trevor was like that for me

I just bought everyone alcohol

what's with that? bridget let me hop onto her gifts too

obviously, y'all arent dating the right people

not you, though, right?

oof I loved crowley

loved?

what do you mean loved?

when did you start watching supernatural, mitchell?

probably when mari started dating one of the cast members

okay, but ten inch hero is a fucking delight please watch that

my god, you guys are the fucking best

yeah, we fucking are

my fave is probably the fact that he had like a five minute sex scene in devour

why would you want to watch that?

because its jensen ackles

his sex noises are a lot hotter in real life

la la la I cant hear you

trevor just breathes and its not hot at all

wilson makes these little whining sounds and it gets my dick harder every time

NOPE NOPE FUCK THIS IS NOT THE CONVERSARION I WANTED

me either. but still, this is interesting