marissa eats ice cream with a fork

the fuck?

wha-?

wait, seriously

I dropped a fork on my toe once

ice cream... with a fork?

a ffffffooooorrrrrkkkkk???

jensen's a fucking liar

I eat ice cream with a spoon

obviously he eats it with a fork

I've been with jensen eating ice cream

me too

we all have.

he eats with a spoon

it's actually a spork, fucktards

why so defensive huh huh

(it's because she eats ice cream with a fork)

... is it better?

yes, it is.

and jensen, I take everything back

what is everything?

heeerrrr looooovvvvveeeeee

^^^ bingo

is that a meemee??

(wheeze)

I just caught up and I fucking snorted

I almost lost my toe from the fork

why is rob talking about losing a toe?

jared

I'm kinda confused

do you love me or not?

she loves me. we've been figuring out a way to tell you

listen here you little shit

jeNSEN THERE ARE CHILDREN

jared doesn't count

does anyone have popcorn

it was bleeding really badly

ROB, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR TOE

this place is a mess??

JENSEN JUST ADMIT THE FACT THAT YOUR OLD

you're*** alex

SHE WASN'T SAYING THAT LAST NIGHT

dang, that meme is perfect for here too

WHAT SO JARED CAN KEEP THAT "I LOST MY SHOE" LINE GOING FOR LIKE 11 YEARS AND PEOPLE STILL CARE BUT I CANT TALK ABOUT MY TOE

hey, briana, kim, wanna get some coffee

WHAT DID YOU GUYS HAVE THE SEX

rob, it's important you have your toe, but it's not important to the current conversation

yes, sure, ruth

WHAT DO YOU THINK, KID KSJSJDBW

hey, marissa, has gen texted you about the groupchat yet?

oh yes totally, any excuse to let this play out and watch silently from the background

she may have mentioned something but not yet. she hasn't messaged me that much because of odette

I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND MARISSA AND YOU WILL MAKE BEAUTIFUL BABIES

but forks pertained to the conversation at the beginning and I almost losT MY TOE TO ONE

that's probably my fault. I'll definitely get her to do that as soon as I can

I'M FLATTERED BUT BABIES ARE OFF THE TABLE RIGHT NOW

okay, jared!

and about that, jensen...

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

W H A T

WHAT?

WHAAAAT?

WHAT????

wHaT?¡

... marissa?

my stepdad chad wants the name jason hamnet if we have a son

and we used protection, beautiful

that was a plot twist