《Night Moves ° JENSEN ACKLES》( forty one )
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marissa eats ice cream with a fork
the fuck?
wha-?
wait, seriously
I dropped a fork on my toe once
ice cream... with a fork?
a ffffffooooorrrrrkkkkk???
jensen's a fucking liar
I eat ice cream with a spoon
obviously he eats it with a fork
I've been with jensen eating ice cream
me too
we all have.
he eats with a spoon
it's actually a spork, fucktards
why so defensive huh huh
(it's because she eats ice cream with a fork)
... is it better?
yes, it is.
and jensen, I take everything back
what is everything?
heeerrrr looooovvvvveeeeee
^^^ bingo
is that a meemee??
(wheeze)
I just caught up and I fucking snorted
I almost lost my toe from the fork
why is rob talking about losing a toe?
jared
I'm kinda confused
do you love me or not?
she loves me. we've been figuring out a way to tell you
listen here you little shit
jeNSEN THERE ARE CHILDREN
jared doesn't count
does anyone have popcorn
it was bleeding really badly
ROB, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR TOE
this place is a mess??
JENSEN JUST ADMIT THE FACT THAT YOUR OLD
you're*** alex
SHE WASN'T SAYING THAT LAST NIGHT
dang, that meme is perfect for here too
WHAT SO JARED CAN KEEP THAT "I LOST MY SHOE" LINE GOING FOR LIKE 11 YEARS AND PEOPLE STILL CARE BUT I CANT TALK ABOUT MY TOE
hey, briana, kim, wanna get some coffee
WHAT DID YOU GUYS HAVE THE SEX
rob, it's important you have your toe, but it's not important to the current conversation
yes, sure, ruth
WHAT DO YOU THINK, KID KSJSJDBW
hey, marissa, has gen texted you about the groupchat yet?
oh yes totally, any excuse to let this play out and watch silently from the background
she may have mentioned something but not yet. she hasn't messaged me that much because of odette
I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND MARISSA AND YOU WILL MAKE BEAUTIFUL BABIES
but forks pertained to the conversation at the beginning and I almost losT MY TOE TO ONE
that's probably my fault. I'll definitely get her to do that as soon as I can
I'M FLATTERED BUT BABIES ARE OFF THE TABLE RIGHT NOW
okay, jared!
and about that, jensen...
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
W H A T
WHAT?
WHAAAAT?
WHAT????
wHaT?¡
... marissa?
my stepdad chad wants the name jason hamnet if we have a son
and we used protection, beautiful
that was a plot twist
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