marissa gOT A TATTOO!!

so, we all have fucking tattoos

language, nikki

no, what the true gossip is is marissa is dating jensen ackles

... how do you even know that??

who is jensen ackles??

supernatural, honey

... what?

jason teague in smallville, mom

oh!!!

he's cute

how did you manage that?

in my motherfucking spongebob pants (ง'̀-'́)ง

shit, in those things? we're talking about the ones with the fist sized hole in your crotch?

yes sir

other than the fact that marissa is dating a fAMOUS PERSON!!

how did james know this?

wilson says on the daily that he wants jensen to eat his ass and then top him so he's kinda in the know

wow, taken down by my supernatural buddy

question now changes to: when are you gonna climb him like a tree?

nikki!!

*distantly* jason hamnet

if I'm gonna be honest, I hope he memorises me like a map real soon

YASS BITCH GET SOME

chad!! mitchell!! maRISSA!!

wilson showed me him and his ex-wife showing the people around their house and jensen totally likes shower sex

... I'm not even surprised with james tbh

dude, but I dont want to slip??

but I do love showers and good water pressure

somehow we always come back to the fact that marissa can't go a day without even showering or soaking in a bath

okay, but lighting some candles and relaxing with a glass of wine in the tub with your significant other is the way to go

that's supposed to be my line!!

I hate this fucking family