uuuuhhhhh

oh, I thought you were still on your flight

just landed, actually.

anything you wanna tell me

I may have had a couple of beers...

you're surprisingly an adequate drunk texter

well, you see, vodka always helps me text better

I thought it was just beer

you can't do a vine drinking game with just beer!! you need shots!!

sweetie, please get yourself a bucket, a glass of water, and some tylenol for the morning and set them out for yourself

gah, you're not even here and you're taking care of me 😍

well, I don't want you to die tomorrow

it wasn't like that one canada day!! me and cleo decided to play a ragnarok drinking game and got plastered in five minutes

they kept on saying asgard and odin???

god, how are you alive??

¯

you're a mess

but I'm your mess

only because you're good on dates

and I'm not good anywhere else???

we'll have to see when I finally bring you to set or something

seriously, where do you get those things?

I have to buy then illegally from the dark web. they're very expensive

I take it back I dont want you to be my mess anymore

jenseeeeeen

yes, dear?

I just wanna say that as of right now I'm very drunk and you're the best thing that ever happened to me

goodnight, marissa

goodnight, jensen