bitch, I know you're back from your date with jensen tell a bitch what's up

I can't type right now I'm laughing so hard

was it that bad?

no! it was that fun!

he took me to some cafe for lunch and we got this weird ice cream stuff for dessert that we both ended up hating!

jensen was nice enough to spit it into the bowl again but I ended up spitting it into a fake plant.

sounds like you tbh

which, I thought that would ruin the date because how gross is spitting into a plant?? but jensen just laughed it off and paid like a gentleman

well, he is rich so I would have gotten him to pay too

doesn't matter, you know how much I hate it when people do that.

anyway, so to make our tastebuds feel better, I went and bought us some ice cream from that cute little shop we did that one shoot at!!

well, that sounds like a stellar date by your standards.

remember when that guy took you to your dad's restaurant lmao

and my dad ended up threatening death upon him?? yeah

it was a good thing I wasn't really interested in him

what kind of vibe do you get from jensen??

well, I already knew he was a sweet guy, but he was so amazing. he wasn't afraid to poke fun and be sarcastic. though, he was also the sweetest guy ever and he let me try some of his food.

it was an amazing date

12/10 would recommend doing it

well, I'm glad that it went so well

I was getting scared that I was gonna be the one to marry you

fuck you, you would have loved being married to me. I'm a fucking treat

shit, you right you right

okay, but did jensen lay one on you with those full lips of his?

nah. and I'm glad for that.

but, we did hold hands as we ate the ice cream and holy shit he has nice hands

I know. you ranted for two hours about them when you got drunk when we were 22

I can't believe you remember that.

I don't even remember that!

I'm pretty sure I was DD??

honestly, that was probably the best date of my life

you're still smiling, aren't you?

yes

you're adorable. I'm so glad that you had a good date

all because you spent like $2000 on us. so thank you

you paid me back (forcefully, I may add) but it's no problem, girly

you deserved to meet your heroes.

are you coming to applebees tonight?

you're crying because I said that, aren't you?

yes.

mitchell better fucking be there this time, I have to shove his face in cake