don't remember to pack sunscreen!!

mom, don't you mean forget?

nah, you need to get a tan

says you, pale bitch

mitchell!! be nice to your superiors

sometimes, I wish I wasn't in this family

hey, remember that time james tried to get us on the treehouse by using a tow rope??!!

what! I was never told of this!!

mom, you literally stopped it

snitches get stitches, marissa!!

mom already knows!!

but chad doesn't!!

remember to pack condoms, marissa

or forget

maybe we'll get a niece

excuse me!! and daisy is chopped liver???

mari, baby, remember to pack a water bottle in case you get dehydrated

you are a blessing to this white bread family, chad

I know 💕💕

excuse me, I am toasted bread!!!

you were saying, bitch?

hey, that's from the family photoshoot, mom!

It's one of the best pictures of him tbh

james thanks for the reminder of that terrible time

no problem

have fun at the con, honey!!

oh and trevor is asking for that autograph when you get that chance

???

you were drunk and said you were gonna go down on jensen to get his autograph

MOTHER IN GROUPCHAT

STEP-DAD ALSO HERE

if it helps, I could give pointers

whAT??

we knew this already, mitchell

but I dON'T WANT TO HERE ABOUT HIM GIVING BLOW JOBS

marissa, you are a plague upon this family