《Chubs | KSJ》Burn The Witch Alive
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You know what's odd?
No one answer. This is not your comedy club jin
I don't know, at this point it basically is.
What's odd?
NO! MOMO! I SAID NO!
every other number
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
: AAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAYEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JIMINNIE!!!!!
oh for fricks sake, not you too
I also added Hoseok
sup my ladiezzz
how do you remove yourself?
from the chat?
from earth
just die.
I have a gallon of gasoline?
I have a wooden pole we can tie you to?
BURN THE WITCH ALIVE!!
yeah okay, that sounds nice.
while I'm all for burning a weeb, don't die yet. Everyone should come to my dance recital
ahh, now all the sparkling femininity makes sense.
please, have you seen my abs?
Jimin is very fit, like a Roman statue. he's cut from the stones of the gods
I am god, and I approve this message.
thenxxx booyyyzzz ;)
that was disturbing.
Wait- who's XX. It better not be who I freaking think it is.
Yoongi.
WHY WOULD YOU ADD HIM DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE
Kinda.
Have you done your workout lately Momo?
Your Lord and Savior Momo has left the chat
EXPOSED
Kooki boi has added Your Lord and Savior Momo
Frick you. I'm killing your wifeu pillow.
I have a gallon of gasoline?
I have a wooden pole we can tie it to?
I have marshmallows?
I have dimples?
sounds like a roasting to me
Whatever, I was planning on dying with her anyways.
So, ya'll coming to my recital or not?
it isn't all about you Jimin. We have a sacrificial ceremony to attend to now.
yeah, I don't know either man. We haven't had the group chat in for a while.
I had 30 minutes so I wrote this.
that's all.
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