The hair on the back of my neck stands on end, the cold air tickling my skin.

I stop painting.

Someone's watching me.

My eyes dart around without moving my head, trying to spot the perpetrator without being obvious.I can hear their heavy breathing coming closer in silent steps.

I put my brush down. Slowly I turn my head.

I come face to face with the look of a pervert and the devil combined. Scared, I jump in surprise, putting a hand to my heart.

"Jesus Tae! You scared the crap outta me! I thought my heart was gonna explode!"I hit his arm, scolding him.

"Oh I'm sure your heart already exploded yesterday." He wiggles his brows "With love and passion! How was it? Did you look into each other's eyes and whisper loving things? Did he hold you close and push back your hair to tell you-you're beautiful? Did you guys neck it out?" He says theatrically holding out his hands like Shakespeare.

I grimace at him "What? No! We just ate and saw a movie"

Tae continues, jumping up, more excited than a dog rummaging in a trashcan. "Are you guys in love? Did things get spicy? Did you see his abs? He has abs! Don't let him fool you into thinking he doesn't because they're there! They're like bam and BAM and like BAAM! Like a bar of choco-"

"Tae none of that happened. Aish!I missed it when you didn't approve of him, now you're just creepy." I go back to painting, trying not to think about what Jin's abs would look like. If I did, I might drool.

"CREEPY?!" Tae yells, offended "I am just supporting your relationship! DON'T SHAME ME FOR SHIPPING YOU GUYS! DON'T KINK SHAME ME!" our classmates stop talking, shocked by Tae's words.

"Ewwwww! Get in the trashcan where you belong, ya nasty." I flick his forehead and he laughs, flicking my forehead in return.

"But really, how did it go? Did you get you home safely and at a reasonable time?" He asks with a smile, all jokes aside.

I nod enthusiastically. "of course! It was really fun and he was really nice. He's even bringing me ice cream today"

"ICE CREAM?!" Tae's eye's widen, clasping his hands together in hope "When?!"

"At break"

Tae grabs my shoulders "TELL HIM TO BRING ME SOME!"

"What? Why?" I push his hands off.

He stomps his foot and swings his arms "AHhhh! NooOONaAA!! He whines, pouting.

His expression reminds me of a sad kitten, " in the arms of an angel" softly playing in the back of my head.

"Fine! fine!" I pull out my phone and begin to text him

Tae Jumps up and down, clapping "Strawberry!! Tell him I want strawberry!!" He grabs my arm, shaking it in excitement and making it hard for me to text.

I flick him off of me again "stop it you needy raccoon!"

***

My leg bounces as we sit, waiting for Jin in the cafe. Tae calmly hums a song, braiding the ends of my hair into knots.

I spot Jin through the window, lips in a pout as he concentrates on not spilling the ice creams he's balancing in his hands.

I quickly get up, brushing out Tae's braid and run over to open the door.

"Jin!"

He looks up and smiles at me, opening his mouth to speak. Suddenly the sound of an incoming velociraptor interrupts us.

"ICE CREEEAAAAMM!!" Tae yells, sliding into Jin and snatching his treat.

Jin yelps, turning away as not to be toppled over. "YAH! This kid! I swear! I almost fell and then NONE of us would have ice cream! Geez Tae calm your under-grown boy boobs! didn't you ever learn patience?!" Jin kicks Tae's butt and he just laughs.

Well this is an interesting side of Jin.

Tae kicks Jin back, acting like a gangster. Jin takes a threatening step forward and Tae cowers back.

Not gonna lie, I knida love it.

Smiling in playful victory Jin hands me my ice cream " Your prize,.." I take it from his hands, thanking him with a smile. "And your other prize " He puts his hand under his chin, flashing a dashing smile.

I roll my eyes, giggling at him "How underwhelming"

He gasps, " I am extremely handsome I'll have you know!"

I hum in neither agreement or denial. I take a spoonful of my ice cream

"I am! In high school, I received 16 roses for valentine's day and I went to an all-boys school!"

"Aigoo, aigoo." I pat his cheek "I believe you okay?" I give a pity filled smile.

Tae giggles in the background, quietly shipping us.

I walk back into the cafe.

"Yah! I did! I'm not making this up!" Jin yells after me.

Tae walks in behind me, turning back to dab on Jin. Cuz, ya know, get recked. Gang gang.

"Why'd I even come? I'm just getting bullied here!" He kicks the empty air but soon runs in after us.

***

After we chatted a while, our break came to an end and our class soon after that, the whole time Tae decided that he was planning Jin and I's entire future for us. Apparently, we'll own a restaurant together. He cooks, I'll design, Tae will be the face, and the uncle of our five children. He even named them.... all Taehyung. Needless to say, I rolled outta that place and away from him faster than a greasy taquito on a slip-n-slide.

For once I was actually happy to get to work early.

I sit back on my chair behind the counter, squirming around to adjust my pants.

I feel like a beluga whale, maybe I shouldn't have eaten all that ice cream.

I sigh.

Am I gonna have to start buying new jeans?

Jungkook stalks in, aggressively plopping down in his chair, tossing his bag to the side.

I slowly turn to glare at him, bewildered by his grumpiness.

What the frick is this devil baby's problem?

"have fun with that guy last night?" He asks, his tongue pressing against his cheek.

"What do you mean that guy? You know him, his name is Jin" I smack that back of his head "Why are you being so salty?"

"I don't like him, he seems stupid and looks stupid. Like whytheheck arehisshoulders sobroad? Whatishe a coat hanger?Stupid. Heprobablyjustpaidforourfoodtodistactusfromhowstupidheis. Ha!Howstupid! hecan'tfoolme! He'sstupid." He crosses his arms, pouting like a child.

"Jungkook, you're stupid."

He glares at me, sticking his tongue out.

He's pouting like a jealous child when their parents have another baby.

"Aren't you a little old to act like this?"

"Aren't you a little old to be alive?" He retorts

I push him out his chair and he falls like a sack of potatoes.

"Beach"

"I'll drown you in the ocean you salty mung-worm"

I never thought I'd say this but I think I'd rather listen to Tae's creepy fangirling than this pouting four year old's tantrum.

Jungkook mocks me, repeating what I said in an annoying, high pitched voice.

Am I gonna have to send him to the corner or something?

"Hey, while you're in the break room, can you grab me some water?"

Jungkook nods, smirking.

He goes to the sink, wets his hands, walks back and flicks the water on Momo.

She, of course, beats him, forcing him to go back and actually get her a cup of water.

Jungkook grabs a cup and fills it to the top with water. Stares at it a moment. Dumps out half of the water, then takes it to Momo.

"Hey can you hand me a broom?" Momo asks Junkook.

He grabs the two brooms and walks to Momo. Passing by her outstretched hand and over to the corner of the store.

Her eyes follow in shock.

"Are you serious? You don't even need two brooms."Momo scolds him.

He uses both the brooms and begins sweeping the floor. Staring at her with a slightly raised eyebrow, daring her to say something.

She glares at him, imagining all the ways to kill him with those very broomsticks.

The broom situation didn't work out in Jungkook's favor.

Momo gladly left all the sweeping to Jungkook since he wouldn't give her a broom.

She leaves to go to the bathroom as he sweeps behind the counter.

Momo had, unfortunately, left her bag and jacket there.

Jungkook smiles evilly.

Like a boss cat, he swats her things onto the ground. Then uses the broom the flick all the collected dirt onto her possessions, coating them in a layer of dust, trash and mysterious substances.

For this, he really did get sent to the corner.

So I couldn't remember how to spell velociraptor and I was trying to say it out loud to help me remember but I kept saying falafel rapper and Philosophical laper. It took me like twelve minutes to say it correctly. Reason #847 why I'm a fail.