《501st go on holiday (Rex x reader abit)》Double oopsies part 1
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Right so ignore the first part it isn't the best the main two bits of beef happen after. Sorry about it being in two parts I was debating it for a while and it went on for too long.
Day 4
The next morning, Hardcase didn't fancy a proper breakfast so he went out and bought a bag of crisps.
Everyone was talking in the bedroom until Hardcase jumped through the door, hitting his head on the ceiling in the process.
"GUYS LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT!"
(y/n) was sat on Rex's bed talking to the others,
"what is it hardcase?" it was too early to deal with him being hyper.
"LOOK AT THESE CRISPS!" he shouted, waving the packet around.
"yeah what about them?" asked fives.
"ENGLISH BREAKFAST FLAVORED CRISPS"
"right?" said Jesse abit disturbed by the outburst.
Echo walked up eventually and took the packet out of hardcases' hand.
"hey those are mine!" hardcase complained.
"I just want to see what ingredients they put in it," echo replied, "also if it says anything to do with suger I'm confiscating then off you for everyone's safety. Now let's see..."
As echo was reading out the list with seemingly no problems until he got to here:
"....salt,........English breakfast seasoning...."
And for some reason this set everybody off.
Hardcase face planted the ground in laughter while the others died of laughter.
Apart from echo.
He had absolutely no idea what the kriff wassa goin on!
Rex raised an eyebrow at his friend and girlfriend skulking off the beach. They hadn't even got in the water yet and they were up to something!
"where are you two going?" he sighed.
Fives and (y/n) stood frozen in the ground.
"ummmmmm we are..... "
"going back to the room." Fives jumped in,
"yyeah we er,"
"forgot something there!" (y/n) jumped in again.
"yeah that's where we are going!" fives went along with it.
Rex's face stayed the same.
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'do they really think I'm going to fall for this osik?'
"alright then." he turned back to his data pad, it's too early for this crap.
(y/n) and fives walked quickly away.
"ya know, something's telling me he didn't believe us." said fives.
"No crap Sherlock. You'd have to be a kriffing di'kut to believe the rubbish we just came out with!" she replied.
"then why has he let us off?"
"it's 8 in the morning and if I was him a wouldn't want to deal with me either."
Fives and (y/n) were crouched behind a bush waiting for ahsoka to come out of her apartment.
"now are you positive that there's no one else in there?"
"yes I'm positive now let's go."
(y/n) used the force to open the door the door and in they went.
(y/n) kept watch as fives went into the bedroom to grab what he needed. Once he found it he started unchanging.
"(y/n)!" he hissed.
"what?"
"I can't get the top part on!"
"well have you got the bottom part on at least?"
"yes!"
(y/n) ran in and helped fives put it on.
The apartment was more or less the exact same to the one (y/n) was in charge of but this one however looked like it had abit more order to it. The beds were made neat and the clothes were folded. And surprise surprise nobody was sleeping in the wardrobe!
"I don't understand how you girls can wear these. "
"just breathe in while I do up the back."
"HOLY KRIFF I CAN BARELY BREATHE!"
"Can you shut up!?"
Suddenly they heard the front door click.
"crap it's Appo!"
"quick out the window!"
Fives did as (y/n) instructed with the Jedi quickly following him.
Not even a second later, Appo came in the room to grab some suncream he forgot. He glanced up at the window.
'why has the commander always got to keep these dumb things open?'
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He went towards the windows and firmly shut them.
As he did, (y/n) and fives couldn't help but laugh; but then again, who wouldn't?
Rex was beginning to wonder where in force name the Jedi and arc had got to. It didn't take this long to grab something from the room! But quite frankly he was not looking forward to their Return either. He put his data pad down to go into the sea, tired of waiting for them. As he got up he could just see them coming back in the distance.
Why was fives wearing a T-shirt and shorts?
"so your finally back," Rex said to fives and
(y/n), "did you get what you needed?" he smirked as their faces went red, he knew they weren't going back to get anything.
Fives took over the situation perfectly, "yeah and now I can go swimming," he said with a daydreamy look on his face.
(y/n) stifled a laugh.
•how are we pulling this off!?•
"dear force that sweet blue sparkling water," he was waltzing with himself around Rex, "that nice, sweet salt warm water just teeming with the most amazing tropical life,"
He was dragging it out now, (y/n) could barely contain herself.
He shoved his arm around Rex's shoulders, his other hand scaling the sky like he had an amazing business proposition, "just look at that water Rexy, a majestic mist of possibilities, just waiting to be explored, and now it's time for me to go in it."
"then go in it then." Rex wasn't too amused at being called 'rexy' and everyone knew this (although (y/n) could get away with it whenever she wanted....).
"ya know, it's about time I did. "
He stretched then took of his t-shirt.
(y/n) now was laughing dead on the floor.
Rex almost died of embarrassment, he sighed and put his head in his hands.
"oh my good God."
Then fives took his shorts off.
Thank force there were no civilians around.
As jesse, echo and the rest of them in the sea noticed fives he started striking poses on the sand.
It wasn't long before ahsokas apartment quickly noticed from their part of the beach.
Ahsoka was in the water when Appo swam up to her.
"ummmm commander?"
He motioned to where fives was and Ahsoka was gobsmaked.
"FIIIVVVVEEEESSSS"
Because as you see, Fives was on the beach wearing one of Ahsokas bikinis- which was at least 3 sizes to small at least- having the time of his life.
The bikini had cut through Fives' Skin it being that small so it left a semi permanent mark.
Fives also got the top part stuck on him and none of his brothers knew how to take it off so he ended up having to ask (y/n) to undo it. Ahsoka was clearly annoyed but later found it quite funny.
That evening Rex and (y/n) went back to the apartment early. Rex had had a few. He wasn't drunk, but needless to say he couldn't free scale a cliff at this precise moment in time.
Rex closed the apartment door behind him. He turned round to hug the Jedi but she pushed him away.
"Rex, there's something I need to tell You, and I don't think it can wait" she said staring down at the floor looking like she was on the verge of tears.
Rex tried to put his arm around her but she pushed him away again.
He quickly got worried. Was it something he had done? And if so what?
"mesh'la,"
"don't!"
Her face was red now.
Rex at this point looked terrified now.
"Rex-" she spluttered.
(y/n) then swing his arms around his neck and grinned.
"I'm madly in kriffing love with you."
'why you little osik'
Rex gave a grin back and pressed his lips forcefully onto hers, one hand around her waist, the other around her head.
He smashed the light switch off so only a dim lamp remained on.
Perfect time for a quality make out session.
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