《please notice [chris sturniolo]》029.
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*:・゚✧*:・゚imessage
""
nick
matt
chris
chris: can u guys pick me
up
matt: its 12 am
chris: i know
can u?
or should i call an uber
nick: aren't u at sadies
chris: yea
so?
can u pick me up
or what
matt: its a 30 min drive
chris: i hate u
nick: what happened
chris: we had a fight
nick: again?
chris: yes, nick
again
fuck off
matt: chris what happened?
chris: i think we broke
up?
or we're on a break?
or not?
idk man
i want to lay in traffic
and get run over by a
truck
😋😋😋😋
matt: YOU BROKE UP
WHAT
CHRIS???
chris: she kicked me out
what do i do
ubers here
what do i do
matt: get in the uber?
chris: NO YOU IDIOT
ABOUT SADIE
nick: well
do u want to fix
it?
chris: YES OF COURSE
ARE U CRAZY
im in love with her
matt: wh
wagt
nick: AYO
CHRIS
YOURE WHAT
chris: isnt it obvious
matt: WELL NO
WITH THE WAY YOU
KEEP MESSING UP
chris: WHAT DO I DO
i dont mean rn
she needs space, if i
talk to her right now
shell break up with me
for good
matt: okay then give her a
day
JUST A DAY
or else shell think you
dont want to fix things
NEW MESSAGE FROM: sadie🕴🏻
"tell your dumbass brother we didn't break up"
sadie: tell your dumbass
brother we didnt break up
camila just fucking
texted me asking about chris
i swear if he goes near her
i'll chop his dick off
tell him that
mattyb🕴🏻: what happened
sadie🕴🏻: he listens too
much to what ppl say
about me, that's what
happened
mattyb🕴🏻: oh
and wtf is up with
camila
sadie: DONT EVEN GET
ME STARTED
we literally fought like
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2 seconds ago HOW DOES
SHE KNOW
she texted me: "how are
u and chris doing bestie"
mattyb🕴🏻: shes rancid for
that
sadie🕴🏻: rancid
matt you always make
me smile
thanks
mattyb🕴🏻: no problem
so
are u guys on a break
or what
sadie🕴🏻: yes
i just need time to
cool off
is he home yet?
mattyb🕴🏻: no
he called an uber
sadie🕴🏻: okay
will you let me know
when he gets home?
mattyb🕴🏻: ofc
NEW MESSAGE FROM: knuckleheads
"im fr crying in the back of the uber"
""
nick
matt
chris
chris: im fr crying in the
back of the uber
nick: its going to be
okay
matt: yo chris
i just talked to sadie
chris: what
matt: she said u guys
are on a break
and if you come near
camila, she'll chop ur dick
off
chris: ok i can manage
a break
nick: what does camila
have to do with this
matt: everything,
apparently
chris: how is she
matt: camila? how tf
would i know
chris: NO YOU IDIOT
SADIE
i couldnt care less
about camila rn
matt: where was that energy
all this time
if you had stayed away from
her, sadie wouldn't have
broken up w you
chris: okay 1, we didnt
break up
2, i didn't talked to
camila, she texted me
first
matt: then dont answer
fuck camila garcia
i dont want to sound like
i have any interest whatsoever
in sadie but bro
what are u even doing
with camila in the first
place when sadie is right in
front of u
nick: frrrrr
chris: camila texted me
and she said sadie had
fucked a producer in ck
to get in
i didn't even respond
but ill admit it got to my
head
nick: what do u even care if
she did?
it happened before u guys
we're together
get your shit together
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