《My boring life》Fun!
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(Did anyone get that reference?)
It's the last chapter!!! But dw, u can't get rid of me that easily, I'm gonna make another one called abnormal.
Anyway, r u guys ready for ur sURPRISE!!???
Ok here it is: (I took a video but then I remembered u can't post videos on wattpad)
Ok the surprise is....
I can put my entire body inside my pants
Me prancing around in my pants cocoon:
Turning around in circles too:
((Oh god ignore my bum pls))
Moar prancing:
And then I just started laughing
LMAO DID U GUYS LIKE UR SURPRISE?!? I'm gonna regret this one day.
Also thank you guys so much for 2.74k reads!!! OML u guys r amazing ily. I hope u can accept my stupid pants thing as a token of my gratitude. I hope it makes up for all the stupid things I've said in this book. (*tries to make up for my stupidity with more stupidity* wow nice one)
Ok ily guys so much, thanks for reading! (Also I'm sorry) bye for now!
p.s. wow fuck off
Smh
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