《My boring life》3
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I'm watching Phan trash crack videos and they make me laugh and then cry. And then I laugh again but I wasn't done crying so I'm just doing both ???
Anyways I'm in my pjs and blankets and ima watch all the PINOFs until I fall asleep cuz I'm sick and I feel like shit and my chest hurts but it's ok, everything is alright, I fEEL FINE *cough attack* *cant breathe* *sneeze attack* *dies*
... Ok I don't feel fine, I feel like shit but it doesn't matter cuz I have to go to school anyways. But ITS ALL GOOD IM OK *hysterical laughter that sounds more like a sob*
My breathing atm sounds like Darth Vader cuz my chest hurts FML.
Also my dad said that if I'm ready early enough we could go to tim Hortons in the morning (let the Canadian jokes begin)
Also I was trying to take pictures for my art book but I think my cat disagreed
Also my other cat scratched one of my drawings :(
Wtf why???
Mkay time to go back to my true form (cocoon of Phan trash) bye!
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