Ah there's only 10 parts left? I'm gonna have to make another one even tho no one actually cares.

Ok so today was my first day of school yAY SO PHuN!!!1!!!1!1!!

And now for an extremely detailed retelling of today...

So I got there and I was so upset cuz school. And as I was getting out of the car my mom was like "enjoy ur first day of school!!!" And I gave her a really intense look of "areyoufuckingkiddingme" and she lAuGhEd and dROvE OfF. (Thanks mom) and I got in and waited till my best friend came. And when I saw her I went for a hug but a bunch of ppl kept crossing between us and it was really funny cuz we were standing there with our arms opened waiting for the ppl to pass. And I was really happy cuz I haven't seen her all summer. And we had gym first period but my gym teacher is an ass and I hate him. And he hates me cuz he thinks I skip classes (which I've never done on my life so fuck him). I've had him since grade 7 and I'm gonna have him till I graduate >:( but it's ok cuz I only have gym once every 9 days. And I didn't do much in gym so I just caught up with one of my friends. And I balanced a basketball on my head for four second which was p cool.

But then I had science and I was so fucking miserable cuz ugh school. I was just drawing sad faces everywhere and the teacher got mad at me cuz the books I was drawing on weren't ours. Lol if she thinks I'm not gonna doodle all year she's v v v wrong. And she gave us a 20 minute lecture about the environment cuz some guy had a disposable water bottle. And I was like oh ur one of people. (It was actually more like two minutes but I'm making a point ok) don't get me wrong the environment is important and great but come on I'm aloud to use water bottles. So yeah I was p unhappy, but then smt gr10 happened.

~Backstory time~

K there's this girl (let's call her Bobby) who has been in my class since grade 7. So we've known each other for about three years. And ig were kinda friends but not really. Like I'll talk to her once in a while but we don't really hang out.

~backstory over~

K so (¡queso!) in science I was sitting in front of Bobby and my close friend (let's call him bob). And I heard someone say my name so I assumed it was Bob. But the when I turned around Bobby said "yass twenty øne pilots" and pointed at my pencil case cuz I drew |-/ in big on it. And I got really excited cuz like I didn't know she liked TØP. I've known her for three years and I didn't really make friends with her but during that one science class we bonded over tøp and it was really fun. And she started singing tear in my heart quietly and I joined her and the teacher didn't even notice which was kind of hilarious. Also Bob was laughing really hard for no reason and me and Bobby were like wtf is he high ??? And he wasn't answering so like wutthefuck? It was v funny tho. And then thE BEST THING HAPPENED

Yes better than that

Shh just listen

So next I had math and UGH NO I DONT WANT TO GO TO MATH CLASS. But when I got in the teacher had this cool haircut and peircings nd shit. And then he just kind of hung out with us and talked to us for like twenty minutes which was fun. It was kinda awkward tho and I was so close to laughing cuz that's what I do when I feel awkward. But after a bit it wasn't awkward anymore. And he was looking over the rules with us and he was saying how he doesn't mind if we have our phones. And if we're late to his class we don't need to go get a detention slip, we can just walk into class. And he said if we respect him he'll respect us which is really important to me cuz a lot of teachers don't respect the students so I was happy. And he said the first fifteen minutes of class is just talking. And he let's us work in teams and he said he puts music during class. He said he'll choose the music but if we have a playlist he might play it. And it's great cuz we have math so often so I'm gonna be so much less miserable than last year. I mean I haven't met my other teachers yet, but at least my math teacher is good. Sooo yeah my day wasn't nearly as bad as I'd expected but I was still really stressed tho cuz that's the effect school has on me :/ and I was p miserable most of the time but math was cool and I have a potential friend so eh.

But this year were not aloud bringing our bags to class. WTF IS THIS RULE EVEN?? I'm gonna forget everything in my schoolbag all the time. And i dropped one of my books and my friend dropped all her books all over the stairs. Yeah this no bags rule is gr10. 11/10 wow good job much intelligent. And the reason is supposedly cuz they're in the way and ppl could trip. And bc we could sneak food and stuff in class. MKAY bitch first of all if our bags are in the way we could leave them in the front of the class. And that way we can't sneak food. Problem solved. And I could still sneak food with my purse so how tf does that even help. Good job, u just made a rule that does nothing but make my life harder. Good fucking job.

Also tmr we have a conference about the rules nd shit. We have the same god damn conference every year idk why they bother. They probably think that if they repeat the rules enough times we might actually follow them. Lol no.