《My boring life》Brian, you slut
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"You look good tonight girlfriend, can I sleep in your bed? And when I crawl out in the morning, can I stay inside your head?"
-father by the front bottoms
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"Please fall asleep so I could take pictures of you and hang them in my room"
"I am looking in your window and I am trying not to stare"
K that's just creepy
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