《My boring life》Cause of death: stupidity.
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Uh so I may or may not have almost fainted today. And it may or may not have been completely and utterly bc of my own stupidity.
So what happened was there wasn't much food at my house. And I was being a lazy ass and I didn't want to walk for two minutes to my grandmas house to get food. But I found the cake in my kitchen so I ate a small piece and told myself I'd go eat after my shower.
Unfortunately, on my way to the shower I stepped in cat pee and I had to clean it up, which really pissed me off. (No pun intended)
((Ok maybe it was intended))
And then my sister was like "oh yeah I forget to tell u the shower is broken so u have to take one at grandmas house"
LOL OK THANKS SIS *strangles her*
So I cleaned my foot the best I can and walked to my grandmothers house. And at this point I was p hungry and it would probably have been beneficial to my health to eat right away. But, since I'm an idiot, I decided to take a shower first, even though I take really long showers.
But I didn't take one of my normal long showers. Nope, that would've been too smart. I, being the imbecile that I am, decided to take a nice long hot shower. But I forgot about the fact that being at a high temperature for an extended period of time is not good for ur health.
So after a bit I started to feel a bit dizzy and nauseous. But by the time I realized it was from the heat and changed the temperature of the shower, it was already too late. I felt like I was gonna vomit and faint and I started seeing spots which is always a good sign.
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Anyway I rinsed myself as quickly as possible and got out of the shower. And I was trying to be fast and get to the kitchen but my body felt really heavy so I wasn't v fast. And on my way to the kitchen my aunt said smt but I wasn't really paying attention to my surroundings cuz everything was a bit of a blur. So all I said was "I need to eat something" and somehow she realized that I meant I was gonna faint sometime in the next ten seconds if I don't get something in my belly. So she went and poured me a glass of juice and a glass of water while I p much swallowed a piece of bread. I also came extremely close to vomiting. Like it was painful to keep it down. And it hurt my stomach after. (Srry if that was gross)
At first I was so sure I was gonna faint cuz everything looked kind of dark and splotchy and I couldn't really focus on anything. But after eating the bread and drinking the water and juice I felt a lot better. I was really tired tho and my head still hurts (this happened 6 hours ago)
So yeah that was how my day went.
fuN
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