Ok so it's like 2:30 am atm and I had a v stressful and emotionally draining day, so I'm gonna rant about it even tho no one cares. Also since it's so late and I'm tired, a lot of this won't make sense, so if u don't understand me just comment and I'll try to explain myself better.

Ok so a few days ago my aunt and two cousins came from Greece to visit. And don't get me wrong, I love my aunt and everything, she's gr8, but she can be a real bitch. And the way she treats my little sister makes me wanna smack her in the face. Basically if ur under 16 (I'm 14 and my sister is 11) she's just like "oh ur just a kid, ur opinions don't matter and ur always wrong." She's not like that as much with me, but she does it a lot too my sister. And what a lot of ppl don't know is that my sister is really quite sensitive, but she doesn't like to show it. And this morning I woke up and I was tidying my room and I was supposed to be at my grandma's house for 2 o'clock so my sister, my cousins, my three aunts and I could go shopping. And it was like 1:30 so I went to grandmas house so I could eat quickly and we could leave. BUT as I left the house I saw my sister walking home and she was crying and I was like OMG WHATS WRONG? so we went inside and she told me that they (my two aunts and grandma) were yelling at her. I dont even remember why they were yelling, but it was smt stupid and they were wrong and she was really upset. So, naturally, I was like WTF I S2G IM GONNA WHOOP THEIR ASSES THEY NEED TO STFU B4 I FUCKING MURDER THEM and then I hugged her till she stopped crying.

And obviously I was pissed, but I was still going shopping cuz i needed bras and underwear. And at this point it was like 1:45 and I hurried over to my grandma's house so I can eat quickly. And u know how I'm greeted when I get there? My aunts r like "finally ur here!!1! Let's go! what took u so long???" So I was like uummm calm ur tits (i didn't actually say calm ur tits but u get it) I still have fifteen minutes to eat. And then they freaked out like WHAT DO U MEAN U HAVE TO EAT. WERE GONNA BE LATE I SAID WE HAVE TO LEAVE AT TWELVE

and then I was like wtf first of all, the stores aren't closing so calm urself and second of all u said we were leaving at two

And then she argued and said it was twelve and I was yelling cuz I was already pissed from the situation with my sister. And my sister agreed that she said 2 so I'm not going crazy. And then my grandma (who always gets influenced by my aunts opinions) started getting all sassy and condescending and was like "why did u get up so late anyways?" And she started telling me how horrible of a person I was. So I was like uM excUSE YOU BUT I WAS CLEANING MY ROOM LIKE U ALWAYS TELL ME TO

and then my aunt comes and yells at me to not yell at my grandmother at which point I was just fucking fed up with all of their fucking bullshit so I aggressively shoved some food in my face and took a burger to go cuz I had had enough. So I was fucking pissed.

And then we got to the mall where we were supposed to meet my cousins and we couldn't find them for a while but we did eventually. And whatever the day was going ok bc my cousins are actually sane. And we were looking for a dress for one of my aunts and the other aunt (the one from Greece) kept shooting down my sisters suggestions but then five minutes later she'd look at the exact same dress that my sister showed her and say it's nice we should get it. WOW. But then we had to go to the store for me and my sister to get underwear. And for some reason we were in a rush??? Which made no sense. I thought we were gonna have a nice relaxing time and look around to see what I want. But NO apparently I had to buy the first thing I found!! And then I changed my mind about the underwear but everyone was pressuring me to hurry up so I kinda just spent all my money on smt I didn't really want. WHICH WAS FUCKING GREAT. And that's not even it.

My sister had to buy underwear too. And she found some perfectly good underwear for five dollars. But according to my aunt it wasn't the right size. My aunt seems to think size has to with age?? And my sister is bigger than me, but she had to go in some other store in the kids section where they bought twenty dollar underwear. (??). And then my aunt COMPLAINED ABOUT THE PRICE OF THE UNDERWEAR. and my sister said "I told u to get the five dollar ones" but my aunt stuck to her theory that they were too big for her. WTF WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE SO STRESSFUL. I USUALLY LOVE SHOPPING WHY IS THIS HAPPENING.

And to top it all off, my other aunt (she's actually a sweet heart tbh) who was supposed to meet us at the mall couldn't come bc of her baby. So we all had to squish in one car cuz we're fucking rebels

As it was really hot, so this wasn't v fun.

Luckily the drive wasn't too long. But when we got home we got some bad news that a relative died. I had never met him, so I wasn't really sad or anything, but ppl were upset. No one was sobbing or anything, that would've been terrible, but my grandma was upset. And she couldn't take me to my dance class (I don't blame her obviously) so that meant my brother had to drive me. At first I was excited bc he has a Porsche and it's really fucking cool. But when he came to pick me up his friend was in the front seat. And the backseat isn't really for ppl to sit in, so I was really squished. And my brother just complained about me the entire way, which was fun. And I didn't say anything but honestly WTF? SORRY IM SUCH A BURDEN TO U, NEXT TIME ILL JUST WALK FOR TWO HOURS. jfc.

And then I realized I hadn't eaten supper and it was 6:30. And I had to dance from 7 till 9. FUN. and I felt really shitty cuz I was emotionally and physically drained from having to put up with my crazy ass family. And I felt like I was gonna vomit. And I was also tired cuz I had gone to bed a little late. And I almost fainted by the end of the class, so I went to my grandmas house and stuffed my face like there was no tomorrow. I only got yelled at a little bit, which wasn't so bad. And then I went home. And my sister hurt herself and my dad yelled about something and then my sister got all emotional again. I'm p sure she's pmsing. I kinda hope she gets her period soon bc she's been having a lot of mood swings and she's been constantly pmsing and that's how I was for a bit b4 I got my period so I hope this doesn't take too long.

(Wow pipina, tmi)

Anyways, then I took a shower, had one of my multiple awkward encounters of the day, and now I'm pouring all my emotion onto you poor unfortunate souls. *bursts out into Disney song from the little mermaid*

Ok well that's it. Thank you if u actually stuck around till the end. I feel better now.

Also I'm thinking of doing a "Reasons Why Pipina's A Fail (yay)" series thing. I think of at least five of these a day and sometimes they're slightly amusing, so tell me what u guys think.

bye bye!