《My boring life》Amazing pick up line
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Yoyoyoyo guyyys the best thing happened today cuz my cousin is flipping amazing (yes, flipping)
She said to me "hey pipina, r u French? Cuz maDAMN"
At which point I proceeded to burst into laughter. And then she sent me the video on snapchat and I screenshotted it bc she winked and it was beautiful. (I had to censor my face again cuz I was in the middle of laughing and I had a double chin and just no)
Just look at that
iM DyiNG oH GoD
And for those of you who don't speak a word of French, "Madame" is a French word meaning "lady"
Also speaking of snapchat, do any of u have it cuz I want to add u
Adios!
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