《My boring life》¿¡NEW DAN AND PHIL VIDEO!?
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Dan and Phil have a new gaming video and I'm a little late cuz they posted it 2 day ago but whatever.
Anyways I took a bunch of screenshots so here we go!
And here we can see the sad dimple in its natural habitat
For real tho it wasn't even a minute into the video and Phil said "you are my pikachu"
AWWW OMG THATS SUCH A CUTE THING TO SAY. My little phangirl heart hurts.
Honestly that is so adorable like can someone say shit like that to me please? Can I be someone's pikachu? (No cuz no one likes u pipina jeez)
And here's dan going into intense detail about professor willows outfit. (After pretty much calling him hot)
But he's straight, obviously.
"Whatever you say Willow"
WOAH DAN GET BACK IN THE CLOSET YOUR GAY IS SHOWING
And then there's Phil judging Dan's outfit cuz tbh wtf even is that.
And then Phil just zooms into Dan's crotch cuz why not
Phil trying to actually be ash lmao he's such a cutie
Just Phil being fucking adorable
*nearly crashes into a lamp post*
Its ok cuz Dan sAVED HIM
HE ACTUALLY GRABBED HIM SO HE WOULDN'T BUMP INTO IT. MY PHEELINGS HURT.
guys if we're completely honest, how many of you would've let ur friend walk straight into the lamp post? That'd be fucking hilarious in my opinion. I mean I guess it makes sense since they aren't just friends.
But then again if I had a boyfriend I'd probably let him bump into it as well. (Probably one of the many reasons I don't have a boyfriend)
"Threesome with professor oak"
uM DAN DID U JUST
GUYS Dan literally just suggested a threesome with Phil and prof oak.
DAMN DANIEL
When Dan was talking to the kids I just melted into a big mess of phangirl all over my room and idk who's gonna clean it up.
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Ok that's it. Also just in case u were offended by the gay jokes I would like to say that I'm not homophobic and I only said those things cuz I find it funny that we're supposed to think he's straight but then he jumps out of the closet and throws glitter all over the room. And sorry if ur easily offended but I actually warned you at the beginning of this book so if this is news to you , you can show yourself out.
(Woah pipina, that was sassy)
Guys I swear I'm not insane, I was only talking to myself, that's not weird at all.
Ok well on that note, adios!
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