《My boring life》I'm so happy!!!
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It's raining so hard rn and there's thunder and this is my favourite kind of weather. I wan it to be like this forever. AND OMG I CAN WEAR JEANS AND LEGGINGS. this makes me so happy cuz yesterday it was thirty-something degrees Celsius (idk what that is in Fahrenheit, srry for my 'murican friends.) and it was so humid it felt like forty. So yeah I'm happy :)
Also, is it insulting when I say 'murica? Or when I make American jokes? Cuz I mean I don't get offended at Canadian jokes, I actually find them hilarious. Idk pls tell me so I don't offend anybody.
And guys u don't understand it was so hard to post this part cuz I was at fifty parts and I didn't want to make it fifty one. This is such a weird thing to be OCD about but I can't help it. So yeah now it's gonna be at 51 :(
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