Ok so I'm currently sitting on a fur-filled couch about to pee myself cuz my cat is sleeping on me and I don't wanna wake him up. FML. Anyway so I decided to make a part about the hard life of a cat owner.

BUT FIRST I'd like to set something straight. I love my cats so much (it's actually a problem). But every cat owner knows that no matter how much you love ur cat, there is still an eternal struggle that come with it. So here it goes

1. The litter

This ones obvious but I still needed to say it.

2. NOT the litter

When they don't go in the litter I want to cry and also murder them. But not actually cuz I love them too much.

3. Punishments

When they do smt bad and u gotta how them not to do it again it BREAKS MY HEART. I usually just yell for a second and then I feel really sorry and I pet them and give them a treat and cuddle with them. I must be sending some mixed signals.

...maybe that's why my cat pees on the floor...

...

Eh whatever

**my cat just got up... Yay bathroom break!!!

*awkward waiting music*

Ok I'm back let's go

4. Social life (lol what social life??)

I'm not gonna blame my lack of social life on my cat, cuz let's be honest, I'd be antisocial with or without him. But I might have a small little bit of a social life if I didn't cancel plans to hang out with my cat.

5. Sand

When I'm vacuuming I feel like my cats are following me from behind, making a trail using the sand from the litter.

6. Goodbye clean laundry

I put my clean clothes nicely folded on my bed for later and GUESS WHAT my cats decide that out of the eNTIRE BED, the best spot for a nap would be RIGHT ON TOP OF THE PILE.

*screams*

7. Realizing you'd be a horrible parent

Whenever I leave the house (which is as little as possible) I have this constant stress that I may have forgotten to feed them or I locked them in a room or smt.

8. Being a crazy cat lady

Whenever my friends comment about how I'm a crazy cat lady, I just laugh it off. But when I think about it, I literally am a crazy cat lady. I mean, I'm crazy cuz I sometimes talk to my cats, which is fucking weird. And I'm a cat lady cuz I have two cats and I'm a lady. Sooooo....yeah I'm a stereotype now.

9. Happy paws

Ok so u know when cats do that thing with their paws when they're happy (I think it's called kneading?). Anyway I call it happy paws and it's absolutely adorable... Unless it's happening to ur flesh. Cuz sometimes ur petting ur cat and he starts kneading at ur thigh and it fucking hurts, but u just have to keep petting bc u want ur kitty to be happy.

...the things I do for my cats.

10. $$$

Cat food, litter, vets, treats, collars, matching BFF bracelets... These thing could get expensive.

Ok so that's it for now. I might make a part two eventually. Idk.

Adios!