Doof and Perry were browsing the electronics isle of the local super market.

Doof spoke. "Y'know, Perry the Platypus, I never actually considered using my inventions for good until now.

"I mean, think about it, if I can create an inator to another dimension, surely I can make something greater—like this infinitygauntletinator3000," He held up his gloved hand.

Perry growled and yanked the D batteries from the store isle and plopped it in the shopping cart.

"Candice, get back here!"

Candice was currently trying to get to mom while also trying not to get caught by her baby brothers. (Ferb seemed indifferent about the whole thing.)

Candice huffed and puffed like the big, bad wolf she was and kept on pedaling her bike.

She was heading to where mom was: the supermarket.

Doof and Perry headed out to Doof's moped.

Apparently, Doof refused to use a car because it left too big of a carbon footprint.

As he was walking out of the store, another lady came out with her groceries in-cart.

This wouldn't be relevant if the lady hadn't been accidentally rammed into by someone riding a bike.

You see, this one action caused a reaction of chain events.

Candice ramming into her mother caused Candice to go flying and throw her brother's invention.

The invention thereby crashed into an unfortunate trash can and caused it to topple over and spill it's garbage all over the ground.

This broke the invention, causing it's small programmed innards to overheat, causing a spark to exit from the gauntlet.

This spark hit the spilling alcohol from the broken beer bottle that came from the spilled garbage can, causing a flame to be started.

Unfortunately for everybody, it was during the 104 days of summer vacation, so the grass laying near the edge of the parking lot was drier than your crusty lips and decided it wanted to get caught on fire, too.

This fire scared the local pigeons, causing a flock of them to fly over-head, causing Doof to screech and topple over (the reason for this reaction was another one of his tragic backstories) which then caused Doof to drop his gauntlet onto the ground.

All this, of course, happened in a matter of seconds and really was the weirdest thing to be witnessed outside of a store.

However, this didn't mean the small group went into shock.

Phineas, seeing how Doof somehow had the same invention he had made earlier today, sprinted over to the vulnerable gauntlet.

Phineas, whose invention just got burned, had found a replacement invention, which was in close proximity to him.

Doof, whose invention just got dropped, needed to acquire it again.

Both of them ran for the gauntlet.

Doof was almost to the gauntlet when he was tackled by the midget (child) and fell on his bum.

Phineas tackled him again and went for Doof's throat.

Doof choked on his own words as he tried to speak sense into the kid.

(Everyone else was trying to separate the two, however, this only made the choking worse.)

"Phineas, stop!"

Doof (bless his long arms) had stretched the extra miles and retrieved the gauntlet.

He had the gauntlet, and he snapped.

Phineas stopped what he was doing, and disintegrated. His dust of himself flew through the wind.

Linda screamed, "What did you do to him?!!?"

Doof blinked, "Oh, that?—" He gestured towards where Phineas' dust was floating.

Linda screamed again, "Yes, that!"

"I sent him back to his house."

Meanwhile, a pile of dust reconstructed itself to form Phineas.

Phineas stood in his backyard and looked around.

"Hey, where'd Perry go?"

Doof got up from where he laid and brushed down his coat,

"Now, I really must be going, I have to solve world hunger, y'know. Speaking of which," He mumbled, "Where's Perry the Platypus?"

Perry the Platypus wasn't there, instead a regular platypus, named Perry, stood in his wake.

"Huh, I guess he ditched me."

Doof rode back to his building.

DOOFENSCHMIRTZ EVIL INC.

Doof trudged over to the balcony of the building and snapped his fingers.

Later that same month, Doof was rewarded for his good doing, and out-shined his brother for the first time in his entire life time.

did you guys like it because I finally got over my writer's block for this.