《cocaine》Phineas and Ferb's World Domination
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"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!"
"What's that?"
Phineas smiled, "World domination!"
Now, if Ferb were like any other 10 year old boy, he would've laughed at the absurdity of that statement, or gone into blind panic that his brother would even insist such a thing. But, Ferb was Ferb, and he honestly couldn't care if the world were to be swallowed up by the sun in ten years instead of a billion, so he went on with it as if it were any other normal day activity.
So, Ferb put down his book and began starting to devise plans for complete domination.
A minute later Isabella herself over Phineas and Ferb's fence and said, "Watcha dooooin'?"
And instead of telling Isabella what he was doing, Phineas spoke what came to his mind and said, "How can you tell whenever we're working on something?"
Isabella scuffed her foot into the ground and clicked her tongue, "I can smell the blood of the innocent, and the sweat on your palms whenever you begin to work."
Phineas, never one to be interested in Isebella, didn't give her statement a thought and just said, "Huh."
Ferb's expression didn't change, but he did ask, "What else are you able to smell?"
"Fear."
"Huh."
DOOFENSCHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED
"Behold," Doof said, "The Infinity-Gauntletinator3000!"
Somebody knocked on the door.
"Ah. Finally."
Doof walked over to the door and let Perry the Platypus in the room.
"You're late.."
Perry continued walking.
"You should've been here fifteen minutes ago. I had begun monologuing without you."
Perry looked sorry.
"Want me to start over?"
Perry nodded and gave a gesture of 'continue'.
Doof cleared his throat and began by feigning surprise, "Ah! Perry the Platypus! How surprising,"
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Perry growled in discontent.
Doof looked at him, "I know, I need to work on my acting. Anyways—
"I had gone to an expensive restaurant and had been reminded of my past; Small servings, tiny silverware...
"You see, Perry the Platypus, when I was younger, I was only allowed to eat half of what I what was on my plate, But I can solve our world's problem of malnourishment by using this!—"
Doofenschmirtz held up his gauntlet and yelled, "Behold! The Infinity-Gauntletinator3000!
Perry growled at the invention.
Doof glared at him, "Oh, come off it! I still haven't told you what it even does!
"You see, Perry the Platypus, this Gauntlet harnesses the power of six D batteries in order to shape the universe itself!...How does that work?...Well, I don't really know.
"With this gauntlet, I will double the amount of resources available to mankind!"
"No, I wouldn't destroy half of the universe. That's stupid."
PHINEAS AND FERB's HOUSE
Candice was peering out the front lawn's window.
Her brothers were making an invention. Again. And she really hated it. So, being the normal teenage girl she was decided to call her mum to tell on her brothers.
It went to voicemail.
Candice sunk into their family's couch. "UGGH."
Maybe she should bring the evidence to her instead of praying her mom would make it home in time before the invention disappeared...
Candice walked out into the yard.
"Hey, Candice!"
Ah, her brother. Just who she wanted to see.
"Hey, Phineas. What are you making?"
Her brother shrugged, "Just the tool to world domination."
What.
Candice was just about to ask what exactly that meant, but she decided that the invention didn't matter as long as her mom would see it.
So, she snagged the invention out of her brother's grasp and started sprinting.
"Hey!"
The weapon looked like a metal glove with six holes in it. 5 where the knuckles were, and one in the back of the hand.
Huh.
Candice ran to their driveway and hopped on her bike, her brothers tailing fast behind her.
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