《cocaine》what r u doing in my swamp/school
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Okay, so yesterday during breakfast, my friends and I were talking about Shrek. Friend one—who we'll call Lettuce—said to me, "¡Tu pantano!" Which I responded with, "¡No, tu!" for I had nothing better to do than reject a compliment. Somehow, we got to the conclusion that our moms were swamps, and I then proceeded to say the following quote from Shrek,
"What are you doing in my swamp?!"
Let me just say that it was an interesting day.
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