Okay, so yesterday during breakfast, my friends and I were talking about Shrek. Friend one—who we'll call Lettuce—said to me, "¡Tu pantano!" Which I responded with, "¡No, tu!" for I had nothing better to do than reject a compliment. Somehow, we got to the conclusion that our moms were swamps, and I then proceeded to say the following quote from Shrek,

"What are you doing in my swamp?!"

Let me just say that it was an interesting day.