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Heartstone
Book 1 is complete. Book 2 is currently updating. For centuries, the portal to another dimension remained closed. Now, it is mysteriously open again, and the link between Earth and Heartstone allows us to journey once more to this magical realm. Book 1 - Arwin arrives in Heartstone and meets some lovely damsels who are unfortunately in distress. He faces off against blue blood nobles to help the people of the Blue Region. Book 2 - Arwin befriends Yaz, a talking skeleton and sets off for adventure. But before they get going, they stumble across a tribe of gorgeous nymphs. All seems fun and games until the goblins arrive. This series is a portal fantasy (isekai) that features wordplay and puns and plenty of cultural references. Reminiscient of Piers Anthony's Xanth series and Terry Pratchett's Discworld, but for a more adult audience. Book 1 is also available on Amazon and other online stores. You can also download from Patreon.
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The Book of Rune
If you like moderately well-researched semi-medieval military logistics with some fantasy twists, and also conspiracy, and exploration, and violence, and maybe a dash of road movie, hey, Ruen just might be your thing. Plot-wise, basically there's a guy who got fired by Death, a kid with pyrotechnic tendencies, and a slave general who wouldn't mind retiring but ended up on a mass suicide mission. If you were looking for a less TL;DR version, a guy who got fired by Death meets a kid with pyrotechnic tendencies, and they try to get the guy un-fired while also trying to come to terms with death together (ooohhhh, look, I'm deep). Meanwhile a slave general does something stupid and ends up being sent on a suicide mission, and he tries to wreak havoc and save lives at the same time. The threads come together, I swear. This is a rough draft of a fantasy semi-book that I've had in the back of my head for some time. I've written a variety of short stories set in the world over the past three years, and I finally kicked myself into writing the actual story. Very much a slow work in progress. Occasional violence (okay, well, maybe more than occasional), occasional foul language.
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Halo: Ascendance (Book One)
The year is 2548 and the Covenant have wiped out half of humanity. Every human in the galaxy seems to be aware of possibly dying but for a ten year old boy named Ethan Foster, death seems all but certain. After being contacted by an entity known as "Ascent" through one of his premonitions, Ethan, with the help of an ONI agent, uncover secrets burried beneath Meridian. There, Ethan learns of his importance in the universe but once Meridian falls to the Covenant, his dreams stop. It isnt until ten years later, well after Humanity has won the Human-Covenant War that Ethans dream start again and his destiny to save humanity from Cortana is paved for him.
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Kiss Miss // Taekook
"I Wove youuu, Honey Bunny-"- Kim Taehyung"I Love you tooo, Taebear-"- Jeon JungkookA CUTE, CLINGY, FLUFFY, ROMANTIC STORY OF TWO CHILDHOOD BESTFRIENDS.Warning:-Too Sweet For Your Taekook Heartu! 💜(Top Kook & Bottom Tae)Author: Nayek PriyaCover pic (1) credit: @S.T & @NayekPriyaFanart: @kookv_an_oxygenCover pic (2) credit: @Sushmitu2All other pics: credit to the rightful ownerGenre: RomanticOriginal content.All rights reserved.Do not repost.Translation is not allowed.● 2021
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Kingdom in The Sand
Marie-Fey is married to a ghost.At least she might as well be for all she's seen of the man she married two years before.Far from home in a foreign land of endless sand and rich oasis, in a palace filled with women she won't connect with, all she wants to do is go home and stay there.Her monotonous life changes however after an incident that shakes the palace to the core. With everyone under investigation, Marie-Fey's husband is spurred into action. But rather than coming himself, he sends his younger brother.Lord Zaydan is not who Marie-Fey wants, but she's stuck with him as they look into the dangers that are creeping into the palace, one after another, threatening Marie-Fey at each turn. And all the while, an old and dark secret is lurking in the darkness, waiting for another victim. ~~~~~~Cover art: Promotional Poster for The MagiciansUncollected Fairytale Series:Order:The Rose QuartetSteel RosesSleeping RosesPainted RosesRed RosesThe Dancing Series:Dancing on GlassDancing on IceDancing on StringsThe Kingdom SeriesKingdom in The SandTBATBA
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Stiff Heart || Yugyeom x Reader
You've been training as a bodyguard for years. A special task has been given to you; protect Got7. There's one major rule- don't fall in love. (Unedited)
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