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The all holy rabbit was stalking through the forest to find his worst enemy: Elmer Fudd.
That man just wouldn't stop with his daily patrols, and he decided that he wanted to put an end to it once and for all.
Shungoose tied a bandanna around his two ears, and added war paint on top of his eyebrows.
He hopped out and looked directly at a hidden camera and whispered, "Sshhh! I'm hunting Elmers."
A gunshot was heard in the distance, well, it sounded like one, but it was actually two shots fired at once.
Elmer shot the Shungoose, and the Shungoose shot the Elmer.
Join us in our funeral for the all-mighty Shungoose, and the burning of the Elmer.
Let us celebrate with tears in our eyes, and guns to our heads.
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