《Poké Oneshots [Requests Temporarily Closed]》Mercilessshipping
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Honestly, the only think I know about Hunter J is that she hunts and sells Pokemon, along with the fact that shes a sort of serious gal. I'm not even sure where shes from I just did a quick google search to find out what Pokemon she had.
Sorry if this oneshot is a little rough
There is mild language in this chapter but not much.
This oneshot was requested by
Enjoy.
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Guzma scratched his head as he looked on at the intruder. A lone woman stood before him wielding Pokemon the likes of which he had never seen.
"I don't know what you're doing here, but you ain't getting yer hands on any of Team Skull's Pokemon. We stole these fair and square." He said with a confident grin.
A look of disgust washed over her face, her eyes poured over the Pokemon she saw before her, before checking a device that she held.
"Bug Pokemon don't fetch a very high price. And those Salandit's of yours are only worth anything if they're female." She reported to herself.
"Listen here pretty lady. Bug Pokemon are worth more than your Pokemon are that's for sure, and I can prove it by pummeling you!" He said pulling out a Pokeball with a smirk on his face.
If this lady was underestimating Bug Pokemon, she had another thing coming to her. Almost no one could beat his Golisopod.
She scoffed, "Not in a million years. I don't have time to waste on you." She said before making her leave. Guzma watched in amazement as she left. No one had ever had the guts to talk to him like that. Most were scared he'd sic his gang on them.
"I like her attitude." He said while his grunts gathered around him.
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"Yo Guzma, what are we gonna do about her?" A grunt asked, his arms matching his dismay.
"I'll go after her myself. No one picks on our crew and gets away with it. Besides." He said laughing, "She seems a little too interesting to just let her get away."
"Yeah! Get her boss!" They cheered.
"Quiet down." He said halfheartedly, in all honesty he loved the praise, but he had more important matters to get to.
"What was her name?" He looked to the grunt who was in charge of their front entrance.
"She said her name was Hunter J. I couldn't find out anything else cause she had already busted in." He said, looking down at the floor.
"Don't sweat it, that's more than enough info." He patted the grunt on the shoulder and the grunt immediately perked up.
"Be right back boys and girls." He said before heading off to track J down.
It didn't take long. Not when someone with a reputation like his was looking for someone with a reputation like hers.
"Hey missy! Did'ya miss me?" He asked, pulling out his Pokeball to release his Golisopod.
She rolled her eyes and pulled out a Pokeball of her own, "If it's going to take beating you to get you to leave me alone, then so be it."
"Now that's what I'm talking about!" He said as she released a Salamence from its Pokeball.
Soon their fight had started and their Pokemon tore away at each other. As the fight drug on Hunter J became more intrigued with Guzma by the minute. Well, his Pokemon at least.
"I have to say, you're putting up more of a fight than I thought you would." She said switching her Salamence for Drapion.
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"I could say the same to you. Could really use some fight like that on Team Skull." He offered with a cocky grin.
"Not on your life." She chuckled, ordering her Pokemon to attack. She was starting to have fun for the first time in a while.
"You don't seem like the kind of gal that would conform that easily anyway." He said with a fire in his eyes, "but I'm afraid this is where you lose!"
Guzma's Golisopod pulled through with one last shove, effectively knocking out her last Pokemon. She looked on, an awestruck look gracing her features for a mere second before being replaced with her normal look.
"Gotcha." Guzma said, withdrawing his own Pokemon.
"I'll have to say, I was wrong about you." She said, clapping slowly.
"That's right, and now I'll stay outta your hair, that's what you get for messing with Team Skull." He bid her farewell.
She grabbed his arm, stopping him for a moment, "Oh no we'll be seeing a lot more of each other in the near future."
"And why is that? Fallen for my awesome swag?" He asked.
"Oh no. I'll be taking those Pokemon off your hands soon enough. A bug with that high of a level is bound to be worth a small fortune. I am a hunter after all." She corrected him, winking.
"Oh shit, oops."
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