《THE RELIC GUILD (and other stories) Updated regularly.》IDEAL VILLAGE (part 7 of 10)
Advertisement
There were ten villagers who were left-handed, and Lanky's first interviewee was Dr Keen. The village Medical Chief, despite the gravity of the situation, spoke and acted like a man free of guilt, and one confident of swift elimination from these investigations. Which indeed he was; after all, Dr Keen was the only villager skilled in all schools of medicine, including forensic pathology. Given this, Lanky reasoned that it made little sense for Dr Keen to reveal the left-sided bias of the axe-murderer if, in fact, that axe-murderer was him.
Robert Pringle was cleared equally quickly, his alibi being cast iron (he'd spent curfew with the Robinsons, a family of eight, and keen gardeners all). However, the interview was complicated by the fact that, quite coincidentally, and most unfortunately, Robert Pringle had originally been drawn to Ideal Village to appease a phobia that he would one day be blamed for a crime he had not committed. Lanky tried his hardest to assure Robert to rest easy as he was no longer suspected, but Robert was not to be comforted, wailing, "Guilt by association doesn't go away, Lanky. Guilt by association sticks! The mark of the axe-murderer will forever be upon me in the eyes of the villagers!"
Robert Pringle was taken from the interview room, sobbing.
Next came Alice and Jessica Simpson (spinster twin sisters, both left-handed, and the village's longest established residents). The Simpson twins had come to Ideal Village, very many years ago, to live a life where they did something different together every day. They were very happy to help with police enquiries, even to be suspects, as it was a new experience for them. And they told Lanky as much. The trouble here for Lanky was that the Simpson twins lived together, and were therefore each other's alibi for the previous night's curfew. Given that, and the fact that one sister never did anything without the other, Lanky was forced to point out that neither Alice nor Jessica could prove that they did not commit the murders as a team.
Advertisement
On hearing this, Miss and Miss Simpson roared with laughter, with Alice starting, "We can barely lift a teapot between us," and Jessica finishing, "Let alone an axe, you big dope!"
The next two suspects were dealt with quickly. First was Mrs Claremont (an avid diarist) who provided Lanky with some impressive proof of innocence: a journal, updated every fifteen minutes throughout the previous night (which included a game of Trivial Pursuit played with her husband and daughter, and the records of every question asked and answer given). Second was Max Framley (an expert carpenter), who had spent curfew at the house of Gill Croup (a master engraver). Max was quite happy to admit that he had spent most of the night unobserved, as Gill had fallen asleep in his armchair around eight o'clock, and he was quick to add, "but I can tell you that Gill snores like a bloody radial arm saw!"
Small and gentle Willy Wyrd was already a big bundle of nerves when he entered the interview room; and, under no pressure from Lanky, broke down and confessed that he had spent the entirety of curfew alone. (Willy was a studier of nocturnal wildlife, and had been unwilling to spend a night away from the observation nest in the tree in his back garden.) "I thought it didn't matter," he said, "Everybody knows I'm no axe-murderer." Willy's hands shook as Lanky said that this deliberate and total disregard for the Plan raised a very serious eyebrow over his innocence.
Lady Kimble-Blanc was far less remorseful, however, when Lanky told her that, though he was pleased her life was so luxurious she could employ Mr Rochester as her full-time butler, having her butler as her only alibi did not prove her innocence. (Everybody knew that Mr Rochester was utterly devoted to his employer, and there was nothing he would not do or say if she asked.) Lady Kimble-Blanc snorted at Lanky, and said, rather haughtily, "My Dear Chief Constable, if I really wanted villagers murdered by axe, I would simply have my butler do it. And, as you no doubt know, Mr Rochester is right-handed."
Advertisement
And with Lady Kimble-Blanc's departure from the interview room, Lanky concluded his questioning. All suspects were detained. Police constables were sent to check alibis. Every statement was discussed and debated. Finally, Lanky had reports sent to the three members of the Parish Council, and Mr Cavendish made his way to the Parish Hall.
Advertisement
- In Serial14 Chapters
Rekindle
My Newest, and at the same time, Oldest novel. This is a Rewrite of my very first novel that I begun when I was just starting out. It follows the story of Mark Floyd, a broken man who once tried to do what he thought was right... only to be stabbed in the back and thrown away.Now, pulled into a conflict that spans time and space, Mark has a choice to make; Stand up once more, even if it means facing an unknowable future, or let the Embers of his heart die and sink back into darkness. ----------------------------------- “For gold is tried in the fire, and acceptable men in the furnace of adversity”. Once part of a Special Ops team in the US Army, Mark Floyd thought he had seen the worst that Humanity had to offer. That was until his final mission, one that would leave him a broken and shattered man, betrayed by the Country he served, and abandoned by society as a whole. His dreams filled with nightmares of the ones he failed to protect, mind and memories clouded by booze and more, Mark finds himself stumbling through life without purpose or desire. Life isn't done with Mark yet, however. For as long as even a single ember remains in a persons heart, here is still yet hope for the flames of Passion and Hope to be Rekindled. When the dying embers of Mark's heart catches the eyes of a Being far beyond his understanding, Mark finds himself thrown into a situation not even his years of training could prepare him for. Will this new chance be Mark's hope at both Redemption and Recompense? Or will it simply be the final nail in the coffin for a man already dead to the World? [This is a rework of my very first story. The general story will remain the same, however a few details have been tweaked, the chapters have be Edited better and some chapters have been broken down into smaller chunks for better flow and consistency. The biggest change will be to the System itself; It will be a lot less "Game-like", meaning no stats, levels or similar aspect, though skills will still be present in the form of "Programs". Instead, It'll focus more on the Sigil's nature as super-computers and how they change the world around them. This should make for a much more "natural" and less info-dumpy system.
8 120 - In Serial37 Chapters
A Demon Between Worlds
Mark Bastion, formally the Demon Barbas, has been living a pretty good life ever since his escape from Hell a few hundred years back. He's now running a shady exorcism business with his spunky assistant, making a good living scamming the common folk. But life's never that easy, especially after a fake exorcism gone wrong, leading Mark stuck a job that he cannot decline. Now, with both Heaven and Hell after him, he has to use the powers that he has neglected just to say alive. That, and with a lot of help from friends both old and new.
8 250 - In Serial14 Chapters
Sea Paradise
! (TEMPORARY HIATUS) !Every 70 years flying fish come from the magical place called ‘’Sea Paradise’’, a paradise that all fishers dream of visiting. Tono Toshiro, a grandfather also had the same dream but sadly died. Now Hayato, a 20 year old fisher, wants to fulfill his grandfather's dream by visiting the Sea Paradise, but what obstacles does Hayato have to face to reach that goal, and does he have what it takes to do so?
8 62 - In Serial13 Chapters
A Misleading Shell
Noah has trouble showing emotions even though he feels them, which mislead people around him and caused them to have an unfavourable impression of him so he grew up isolated until the age of 18 where an incident took place. After he woke up from the incident, he noticed that he wasn't in a hospital, but on a bed in a small hut. huh? "Where a- why are my hands small?" Noah said with a blank face. Wait it wasn't just my hands!! My whole body shrunk! He sat up on the bed, is this a dream? He pinched his cheek, ouch! so this isn't a dream but why am I small? He glanced to the side only to find two corpses that have black bubbles on their skin. No this is definitely a dream, right?! Wake up! please? Suddenly, excruciating pain burst in his head and images started flashing, as if he was seeing memories. Magic? Elves? Fairies? Demonic beasts? Those exist here? So is this not Earth? It seems just like those fantasy worlds he's read about. Well my priority right now is to leave this village, everyone seems to have died to a disease and I don't want to catch it. Then he found out that he was in the middle of nowhere. Oh no. After some years... "Nice to meet you! my name is Amaris, what's yours?" Asked a beautiful girl. Amaris... Amaris? Aeyora? Bête noire? A fantasy like world with beasts and mythical races? !!! It's that dating simulator game!
8 184 - In Serial13 Chapters
Heaven Trial
Year 2200 The First virtual reality game has out with time passing at year 2250 the first virtual reality game who truly stimulated a virtual world has out even before having two days before going out it taked 50 percent of all virtual reality games stock.A young man on his early twenties enter's this game but is he a normal young man ?Join him and his friend's on their story to conquer the game . --Guys this is my first story so it will have a lot of grammar porblem's I hope you will help me and I plan to make this story at least one hundred chapters long .--- A chapter will have from 1000 to 6000 characters or even more :D.
8 162 - In Serial200 Chapters
The Advice Column IV
NOTE: This work reached the maximum number of parts. For advising and advice request instructions please go to our work "The Advice Column V" if you wish to request for advice.© Cover art by The-Advice-Column
8 198

