《My Parents are Gay》Meet and Greet
Advertisement
For
Narrator's POV
"Hey, what's going on?" Peter asked, suddenly coming in between Stephen and Tony. The ship was swishing from side to side, and they headed straight for a planet decorated by broken ships.
Stephen and Tony stared ahead of them.
"I think we're here." Stephen said.
"I don't think this rig has a self park function." Tony went over to the steering. He put his hand inside it. "Put your hand inside the steering gimbal. Close those around it." Tony instructed Peter.
Peter did as he was told. "Okay."
"You understand?" Tony asked.
"Yep, I got it."
"This was meant for one big guy, so we gotta move it at the same time."
"Okay. Okay. Ready." Peter said.
They were getting closer to the ground, heading straight for a rusty old structure. There were rumbling noises.
"Uh, we might want to turn." Peter said. "Turn! Turn! Turn!" He said, panicking as they grew very sharp on their turn.
Tony's suit wrapped itself around Tony, helping him gain strength to turn the ship. Peter put his on too.
They fell short on their turn and hit a structure, ripping the top half off the ship.
Stephen summoned a shield, putting in front of him, shielding Peter and Tony. He wanted to make sure they were safe. Then he put another behind them. The ship hit the ground, basically torn to pieces, and came to a stop.
They had arrived at Titan.
Tony got up from the ground, his helmet disappearing.
Stephen went over to him to help him out.
"You all right?" He asked, lending him a hand.
"Yeah." Tony said getting up. "That was close." He patted Stephen on the shoulder. "I owe you one."
Peter suddenly slid upside down on some webbing behind Stephen. "Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest or something and I eat one of you, I'm sorry." Stephen and Tony turned to Peter.
"I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip, understand?" Tony pointed at Peter.
Advertisement
"I'm trying to say that something is coming."
Peter pointed behind him.
Out of nowhere a small metal sphere rolled in the middle of the three, and sent out a blast; sending all three flying back.
Stephen looked up and saw figures coming in through the ship's entrance.
"Thanos!" He heard a voice yell.
Suddenly knives hurdles toward him, he used a shield to catch the knives.
The voice yelled. It was a very muscular man.
Suddenly Levi pulled off of Stephen's back and toward the screaming man, knocking him down. He wrapped himself around his head, obstructing the man's view.
Suddenly another figure flew by with rockets at the bottom of it's feet and a metal mask with red eyes blasting Tony.
Tony defended himself and shot a few explosives at it. The figure dodged them, but was shoved toward Tony with the blast from the explosives. Tony pushed it off. The figure landed on its two feet in front of Tony. It laughed, and pressed a button.
Soon a silver triangle went off on Tony's chest and pulled him onto a metal structure. Tony was stuck. It was some sort of very strong magnet.
///0///0
Peter opened his eyes, only to see a large eyed girl with antenna.
"Ah!" He yelped.
The girl's antenna's began to glow. It reached for him.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Peter backed up quickly. "Please don't put your eggs in me!" He shot webbing at the creature, immobilizing it. Peter was hit, sending him straight back down.
"Stay down, clown." Came a voice from the one that hit him.
Peter got up and looked back at the one that had kicked him. It was the guy with the red eyes. He got up and jumped in the air, stretching his metal arms out. He was being shot at by the red eyed guy that hit him. He headed for him, but was electrocuted by a rope the guy had thrown at him. He crashed into a pile of rubble.
"Die, blanket of death!" The muscular man said, trying to pull Levi off of him.
Advertisement
Tony managed to pull himself off of the metal he was still stuck to, and flew over to the muscular man, who managed to get Levi off of him. Tony pinned him down with his foot and pointed a blasted at him.
Peter grunted as the guy who had thrown that electric rope at him picked him up and held him with a blaster against his head.
"Everyone stay where you are. Chill the eff out." He spoke.
Stephen had his shields up, ready for anything that came his way.
The guy holding Peter pressed the side of his face, revealing a human face. "I'm gonna ask you this one time: Where's Gamora?" He asked.
"Yeah. I'll do you one better. Who's Gamora?" Tony asked him, removing his helmet.
"I'll do you one better. Why is Gamora?" The muscular man spoke under Tony. Stephen looked at him.
"Tell me where the girl is or I swear to you I'm gonna French fry this little freak." Spoke the guy holding Peter.
"Let's do it. You shoot my guy, and I'll blast him. Let's go!" Tony said, the blaster he pointed at the muscular man turned into a bigger more lethal one.
"Do it, Quill! I can take it." Spoke the man under Tony.
"No, he can't take it!" Came a female voice. It was the girl Peter had webbed earlier, still wrapped in his webbing.
"She's right. You can't." Stephen spoke to the man under Tony with his shields up.
"Oh, yeah? You don't want to tell me where she is? That's fine." Quill Spoke, looking at Stephen. He looked over at Tony. "I'll kill all three of you and beat it out of Thanos myself. Starting with you." He pointed the blaster closer to Peter.
"Wait, what, Thanos?" Stephen asked. "All right, let me ask you this one time. What mater do you serve?" Stephen asked.
"What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, "Jesus"?" Quill asked.
Tony put his blasters down and looked over Stephen, then back at Quill. "You're from earth."
"I'm not from earth, I'm for Missouri." Quill said.
"Yeah, that's on earth, dipshit." Tony spoke. Peter's eyes widen. "What are you hassling us for?"
"So you're not with Thanos?" Peter asked.
"With Thanos?" Quill asked. "No, I'm here to kill Thanos." He said, he was confused now. "He took my girl. Wait, who are you?" He asked, pulling his blaster away from Peter's face.
Peter's mask came off. "Were the Avengers, man." He said. Peter
"Oh." Quill sighed.
"You're the ones Thor told us about." The webbed girl said.
"You know Thor?" Tony looked at her.
"Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving." Quill answered.
"Where is he now?" Stephen asked.
"I don't know. He left with a few of my friends to a dead star or something to get a weapon to kill Thanos." Quill explained.
"Here, let me help you with that." Peter said going over to the girl he webbed. He got the webbing off of her. "Sorry about that. I'm Peter." He said.
She walked away.
"Could you please get your foot off of Drax?" The girl said pointing at the man under Tony.
"Oh yeah." Tony took his foot off.
Drax got up. "Thank you Mantis." He said.
Levi floated past him and over to Stephen. "Keep that thing away from me." Drax said. "It smells nicer than it is."
"Yeah, it's Downey." Stephen said.
"So that's what you use." Tony looked at Stephen. "I could never find the detergent you used to wash clothes."
"Smells really nice." Peter smiled.
"Okay, can we stop talking about detergent?" Quill interrupted. Everyone looked at him. "What all do you know about Thanos?" He asked.
Stephen and Tony looked at each other.
Advertisement
- In Serial36 Chapters
The Demon's Rapture
A man down on his luck, a world that's following suit. Caught up in a battle as old as time, Earth is devastated by mass disappearances, natural disasters, and all sorts of world bending feats. Divine interference refuses to let Earth progress as it was meant to, and those left behind can only do their best to survive. Sebastian just so happened to be one of those left behind. Scorned by those above and below, he does his best to survive in what can only be described as the Rapture. Hey! This isn't my first piece of writing but definitely my first piece of what would be a webnovel. Release is planned to be daily but will probably be inconsistent at first, and feedback would be greatly appreciated! Inspired by many other authors on RR Average of 2k words a chapter after Chapter 3
8 417 - In Serial47 Chapters
Kneel: A Guide to Demonic Ascension
Reais, a fractured abyss ruled by thousands of contesting Demon Lords no stranger to chaos happens to be the birth place of a new chaos, a new threat. Punished for disbelief in a mortal life, a soul curses Deities for its unfair imprisonment and psychological torture. Set free by witless demons, this soul sees an opportunity for vengeance. Do these Deities see this new chaos? Do they fear the incoming reprisals? Do they have the strength to stop this soul? Do they have the strength to resist the incursion, the subjugation, and annihilation? The answer is simply, Nil.
8 587 - In Serial74 Chapters
Daiyu's Ascent
The well-learned, sweet, and innocent Tang Daiyu's world crumbles around her when her family's reputation falls. Her father, a disgraced official, and her mother are both executed by Emperor Jianyuan of Chang. She is left struggling to care for her toddler brother, Baobao. Then, two eunuchs from the palace come to visit. Tang Daiyu is forced to watch as her brother is wrenched from her. She is taken to the Imperial Palace and made into a maid serving Princess Ling of Chang. Tang Daiyu works her way up the ranks, and she is noticed by Prince Han, Liu Jin. As she and Prince Han get to know each other, outside forces threaten to tear them apart. When Chang is threatened with war, Tang Daiyu volunteers for an intermarriage with the southern kingdom of Heping. Tang Daiyu's past has made her stronger than she ever thought possible. She leaves the Imperial Palace and Chang. In Heping, she marries one of the princes and later become Empress of Heping. But when pieces of the truth regarding her parents' executions leak, she realizes that no one can be trusted. Except herself... an old friend, and a few exiles. With the help of Chang exiles and a master of martial arts, Tang Daiyu begins her rise from the ashes of her past. Her plan? Soar above those who made her into a pawn and take them down, sparing no one. ***Author's Note: This is an alternate version of China replacing the Western and Eastern Jin Dynasties. The Weiyang Palace in Chang'an and the Southern and Northern palaces in Luoyang are real, and I have tried to keep the various halls and their purposes historically accurate. The Nanning Palace and Lihua Palace don't exist in real life.*** *Daiyu's Ascent is a wuxia novel.* *Is not a fanfic* © All rights reserved
8 186 - In Serial25 Chapters
Fools of Fate
One boy survives an ordeal. Another man is killed by one. Their fates become twisted around while those who lurk behind the scenes plot and scheme against them. What happens when one stranger helps another live with himself, only to be put in his friend's shoes? "At least it is far away from that damn princess..." This is their story. This is his story. =Warning! Chapter 9 has content that may be considered extreme for some people. View at your own risk.=
8 74 - In Serial20 Chapters
SECTOR 10 (The CLOUD 2)
In a stellar prequel to CLOUD 9, the tech-conglomerate Delphi Corp. is making 2086 a year to remember. The firm's supercomputer software has reached into a parallel universe where a reptilian race - Yhemlen - are in a fiery battle against the Greys for supremacy over Earth. When business tycoon Ellis Bartram realizes the blunder, people around the country are already dead from a viral epidemic that Delphi Corp. has caused. As the economic crisis worsens, a classified project arises in Washington, D.C., to fix the automated failures. Scientists delve into the Cloud source code using a neural-link, though what they discover is an alternate timeline on prehistoric Earth that forever alters their vision. Once humans enter the fray, they're forced to solve an ancient mystery before their world is destroyed.
8 125 - In Serial37 Chapters
After Dark
Eliza is a young, black jazz singer in 1920s New York City. Despite growing up sheltered, she begins to work at at Speakeasy during the prohibition era. Her life changes when she meets an Irish gangster by the name of William McGill. When they begin a heated affair, Eliza questions if she will ever become accustomed to his lifestyle.When * appears, it means that there are sexual themes in that chapter. Warning: Sexual content, alcohol, other adult themes
8 133

