is your crush and he posts a new photo on instagram, so your best friend decides to comment your username on the photo.

instagram

scottreed: caption this

this photo needs 4 different captions cus we are all doing different stuff

i'm a tiger, rawr xD

@jeffatkins bYE

oh @(y/u) your guy is the only one who is acting normal ;)

i'm a model

@mount.gomery_ yeah you do represent the assholes very well :)

@clayjensen0713 simmer down clay jesus christ there are children on this app

y'all get help

hey (y/u) i see you liking the photo but where's your comment and dm? babe? ;)

OOOOOMMMMMGGGG @scottreed date @(y/u)

@cheerstojess *chandler bing's voice* shut up shut up shut UP

wait... is my fly undone?

shit

@dempzee i can make sure my fly is done, but you can't? wow!

@alex.standall shut up or else i'm carrying you home

hi

THERE, i frickin commented!

@(y/u) thanks i'll message you ;)

thanks for cropping me out asshole

@brycemoney23 fuck off

@brycemoney23 fuck off

@brycemoney23 rawr xD i'm scaring you away raaawwwwrrrr

@jeffatkins stop just stop

instagram dm

hey there ;)

hi hi

i need help with something, could you help me please?

sure, what is it?

i lost your number, can you help me find it?

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i swear i'll freak out if this book reaches 1 million reads, i literally had 970k reads yesterday and now we are on 995k omg!