ha! got your attention didn't?

i? unfortunately, no nudes for you horny readers but ..... 500 thousand reads! this is so crazy. i remember when i got excited, because i had 50 reads and look where this book is now!

however, my updating has been awful. i hate using my phone, so that's why i haven't been updating much and i apologise. i really want to start writing again and have a book 2! that's what you beautiful people deserve for being so patient with me.

500 thousand more reads and i will have 1 million. that's just beyond crazy.

so thank you my wonderful children and i love you all ok. from now on, i'm going to be active and i PROMISE to update every day.